A girl that seems like at your first meeting you are her best friend, how sweet she is. She sucks you into her world of " poor victim to all her relationships" all along stabbing you behind her back. Saying the same awful things she says about others to you. Judging everything you say and do. If you are 100 percent on her side about everything she will do break your spirit.
Innocent chick: " I feel so sorry for Lisa, she seems to have it so hard, and her husband is such an jerk, and her friends never call her or understand her stresses, poor Lisa! "
Every X friend : " that Lisa selfish, but you keep her company while we hear her talk shit about you, thanks"

Don't be a Lisa, treat your friends with love and respect, except yourself and other for all that they are. If you can not then let them go and never speak an ill word of them again!
by Strike3 February 09, 2012
Usually found in her home town Red Deer Alberta. She loves to post half naked pictures of herself on Facebook. She cheats on her boyfriend (commonly referred to as Charles or Chuck) She may have nice hair and somewhat of a nice body, but everything is "decent" butterface! Most say she comes from the gorilla family and others say she just looks like one. Being apart of the monkey family she loves to ransack houses and show up where shes not wanted. And last but not least she likes to cheat on her boyfriend but in order not to get caught she tries to act innocent and say that guys make her do it.

Also known as big slut or bitch if you will.
lisa " hey guys lets get trafiaked"

Anne " boo you whore"
by Anneeandashley, March 17, 2011
An annoying bitch with no face or life! Nah she is okkkkkkay.... But she is not ready to party...
Person: Do u like Lisa?

Other person: no i don't know her that well...
by The cool and hot one May 27, 2013
A ginger dwarf with a huge arse and a spastic walk. Lisa is a gobshite.
Man: Who's that ginger dwarf over there?

Woman: That's Lisa Kennett.
by SopKen April 08, 2010
Hypocritical Bitch. WiLL stab you in the back, steal your boyfriends, lie, NoT a friend at all. Do not ever trust a Lisa...brings people down so low that they can fall into a huge deep depression. A Lisa shows no compassion whatsoever, and doesnt care about anyone but herself. Money-hungry whore. A Lisa is someone who doesnt know what love is, and never will know. Fake.
dude 1 - 'ey man? You get paid?
dude 2 - yeah, but I took this chick out...all she wanted was my money- man, she was such a Lisa.
dude 1 - aw man that sucks, watch out for them golddiggers.

girl 1- where's your boyfriend?
girl 2- oh he left me for a lisa.
by watchOUTitsME October 27, 2010
A girl who is pretty careless. She likes to dance and make funny faces. She is short and often refers to herself as "mini-girl". While she can have a bad temper and likes to bite, she makes up for it with her kind heart and cuteness.

her favorite words are: "gamma" "pu yao" "nia fane"

her other nicknames are: "stinky dofu" "snoopy"
that cute girl is lisa
by snoopy111 February 04, 2010
Adorable person, strong personality, that fight for her causes even thought she is wrong. She will make you feel like you are wrong too. For those reasons she is worth fight for.
Lisa will make the microwave store guy return her microwave after she left it for repair for more than two months even though the paper said they would only keep the microwave for only 30 days. MAN she got it!!
by topcms February 04, 2010

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