Michael Lippman 

He is the Israeli Michael B Jordan

Ori: Hey Michael Lippman are you excited for Creed III

Michael: Yea I am going to star in that movie as Michael B Jordan

Michael Lippman by Bathing Grape May 23, 2019

Lipsmacking Lush 

When something tastes really excellent.

Man: "Have you tried the grilled lamb chops"
Woman: "Oh my gosh, YES, they are Lipsmacking Lush!"

Lipsmacking Lush by The real Mrs B June 2, 2010

lippman 

Someone who frequently uses liberal media as a source, ranging from Social media (including BuzzFeed, YouTube, etc) and is always online doing so

Lippman: Omg did you read that last BuzzFeed article how...
Friend: When are you never online? You lippman!

lippman by AdamPatel February 12, 2017

lipular forestation

a condition in females where facial hair, particularly above the lip, becomes unkept and therefore noticeable from a distance of at least six feet.

How long has she been sporting that lipular forestation?

As I approached her, it soon became apparent she hadn't waxed, shaved, bleached, plucked, or otherwise managed those rogue facial hairs and therefore developed quite a bit of lipular forestation.

lipular forestation by rlh06 December 21, 2010

Lipumas 

The best tacos and Coney Dogs arounf in michigan! located in Rochester, this place has some seriously good eats, for cheap. And some of the employees are emo.

Let's go to Lipumas and get some lunch.

Lipumas by Shnsun5 September 16, 2008

lipsmacker 

An incredibly awesome brand of lipgloss/chapstick that comes in cool flavors such as Dr. Pepper and Crush and Cherry 7-up. They smell good and taste good, thus inducing more guys to kiss you.

Jamie: Liiike ehmagawd!!! I like just got the braaand new Dr. Pepper lipsmacker and it tastes like soooo good!

Michelle: Liiike ehmagawd!! That's like sooo cool-like all of the guys will liiiike want to kiss yo-oh hi Ryan.

Ryan: (says nothing) *Kissing Jamie* *finally gets off*
Jamie: Like, Damn you're like one hell of a kisser
Ryan: So are you-but that lipsmacker helped.

lipsmacker by Phoeeebeee November 9, 2006

Lippman Scale 

A logarithmic scale used to express the amount of anti-humor produced by a remark or quip uttered by an individual with the intention of producing genuine humor. Similar to the richter scale, the scale ranges from 0 to 9 with each increase of 1 representing a ten-fold increase in anti-humor. A 0 on the lippman scale signifies a state of humor equilibrium in which nothing has been said which can be deemed offensively unhumorous and harmful to the souls and psyches of those within earshot. A 5 typically results in temporary paralysis followed by seizures, suicidal tendencies and diarrhea. Although nothing above a 7 has ever been reported, experts speculate that a 9 on the Lippman scale results in the return of Christ to earth at which point he will utter the words "Fuck this" and the earth will implode into a giant supernova of anti-humor.

The other day I heard someone say: "When you were born the doctor came into mom's hospital room and was like, your son strangled himself with the umbilical cord, he's dead......JK APRIL FOOLS!!!" Due to my queasiness and depression I figure it must have ranked around a 3 on the Lippman Scale.

Lippman Scale by Disco-who April 13, 2008