A terrible thing that no woman should have to go through. For the sensible ones that are probably virgins (i wouldn't know but I'm guessing) it will probably not be the most comfortable thing ever, and the rapers will probably not go easy. Raping is not to be taken as a joke or anything silly. It's a serious, terrible thing that anyone who does it should have his dick stuck in a pineapple corer.
Judge Judy: *stern voice* You are a heartless scum-have you no feeling for her?
Raper:*whiney voice* Sorry...
Judge Judy: *sterner voice* WHat? You rape some poor innocent girl off the streets and then say sorry?
Raper: *pitiful whine* I said I was sorry...
Girl: says nothing is still sobbing.
Judge Judy: You see that girl? Does she look happy?
Judge Judy: *sighs* You are an infidel. I hereby sentence you to a lifetime in jail.
Raper: Whew I got off easy.
Judge Judy: Just kidding-the electric chair is awaiting you.
Raper: Ouch the preacher wasn't kidding when he said the flames of hell were hot.
Girl: *Giggles back on earth*
An incredibly awesome brand of lipgloss
/chapstick that comes in cool flavors such as Dr. Pepper and Crush and Cherry 7-up. They smell good and taste good, thus inducing more guys to kiss you.
Jamie: Liiike ehmagawd!!! I like just got the braaand new Dr. Pepper lipsmacker and it tastes like soooo good!
Michelle: Liiike ehmagawd!! That's like sooo cool-like all of the guys will liiiike want to kiss yo-oh hi Ryan.
Ryan: (says nothing) *Kissing Jamie* *finally gets off*
Jamie: Like, Damn you're like one hell of a kisser
Ryan: So are you-but that lipsmacker helped.