cootie queen

It's what you call the mistress of that son of a biscuit-eating bulldog who's a doo doo head. She may call you a lint licker for being called this.

Some other similar phrases include:
What the French toast?
Pickle you kumquat!
Stinky McStinkface
Hoboken

Lana: Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint licker!

by 2girls1cup November 13, 2007

Cootie Queen

One who is the queen of cooties. Often used as an insult. Shown to the public in the famous Orbit Gum commercial.

"What did you think I wasn't gonna find out about your little doo-doo head cootie queen?"

"Who are you calling a cootie queen, you LINT LICKER!"

by Andrew Coppola January 30, 2008

cooty queen

A female being that is extremely ugly and no one likes her.

Eww! Who's that cooty queen.

by jophaaaaant January 16, 2011

Cootie Queen

It's a chick who throws her Cootie around so much that she's the best at it.

She will show her Cootie to anybody she's the Cootie Queen

by Thee Ronster October 14, 2017