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You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! 

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! — a taunt used in pugilistic or sexual situations daring an opponent to engage with you because your skill level is so superior that they may be potentially injurious for the unprepared. A variation of this dare is: You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back.

Either way and in either situation, you had better be able to deliver if you talk shit like that!!!!! Otherwise you will be accused of “selling woof tickets.”
Overheard; An old man with a cane to a young man giving him some lip:

“Come in over here you young jitterbug; I ain’t sellin’ no woof tickets — You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back!“
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Limp Wrist 

Slang term used towards gay men in reference to how they hold their wrists when they speak
“Have you seen the new IT movie? R*chie T*zier totally got da limp wrist“
Limp Wrist by chcrri October 20, 2019

Limp Brain 

An individual who cannot think for themselves. They ask for assistance to make decisions from others, but rarely if ever follow their advice. A very weak minded person who constantly complains about their situation, but cannot find any solutions to change it. A pussy headed idiot.
Student #1: Wow! That junior high principal seems lost and can't figure out the policies in the school handbook.

Student#2: Yeah, Mr. Culver is a real limp brain. He needs to go back and work at DHS with Clifton.
Limp Brain by skypie July 26, 2011

Limp Willy 

When a man is self-pleasuring but they are completely flaccid.
I might limp willy later tonight.

He doesn't get hard so he just limp willys.
Limp Willy by antiari January 6, 2014
A limp you develop while running to the toilet busting to do a dump
Oh man I had a "shit limp" while I was walking to the toilet last night
Shit Limp by RawtenDeek October 26, 2010

Limp dick retard 

1. A man that's not only a huge pussy, but a fucking idiot as well. Also with the possibility of having erectile disfunction.

2.what u call some idiot you don't like
Manager: get back to work everyone
Newguy: I found a peice of paper with a smily face
Manager: SHUT THE FUCK UP YA LIMP DICK RETARD!!!

Limp Shrimp 

When A Dick isn't hard and it's soft and floppy resmebling a limp shrimp!
Jeremy couldn't get a hard-on for candice therefore he was sporting a limp shrimp.