limp dick syndrome

Not having the ability to either erect or utilise ones penis to penetrate the accompanying private parts of the opposite sex.

John: "Dude did Jimmy hit that fine ass broad last night?"
James: "No dude, he's Jimmys got that limp dick syndrome"

by Tony Titan March 6, 2014

limp dick sock

When your dick gets hard and you put on a condom, then your dick goes soft for no reason, but the condom is hanging off the head of your junk.

I was putting a rubber on, then when i layed down on her bed I got a limp dick sock!

by Trannyplus1 February 19, 2011

limp dick origami

Attempting to insert a flaccid penis into a body cavity while extremely intoxicated.

Chris took a Slore home from The Station last night so he could practice his Limp Dick Origami.

by SludgeHammer May 27, 2016

Limp Dick

A crooked or slanted cock.

Girl : " ew Jason you have a Limp Dick "

by ChippyFurtadooo February 22, 2012

Limp Dick Pizza

Pizza who's crust is so soggy it wilts-over when you pick it up.

Stained my shirt today after eating a Limp Dick Pizza.

caller: "Yes, I'd like to order a pizza for delivery - add some mushrooms, but don't make it a Limp Dick Pizza - last time you didn't cook the crust enough!"

delivery person: "Huh?"

by Flobie Jim July 20, 2012

Limp-Dick Hand

When a fag with has a very soft, loose limp hand, like that of a chubby penis, specifically a fag named Marcus, while another friend, specifically one named Judson, recalls sexual adventures and then acts as if they have a deeper meaning to them.

Damn, at rehearsal today, Marcus totally had a Limp-Dick hand.

by Jssbsksnxj January 14, 2017

Limp Dick Bitch

When you're friend, "Kyle" has an episode of impotence, later on followed by him acquiring irritable bowel syndrome. Leaving him a "limp dicked bitch"

Haha, look at that limp dicked bitch, he couldn't bone jello.

by Jebby November 29, 2004