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When your dick gets hard and you put on a condom, then your dick goes soft for no reason, but the condom is hanging off the head of your junk.
I was putting a rubber on, then when i layed down on her bed I got a limp dick sock!
by Trannyplus1 February 19, 2011

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When your at a party or a large gathering of people, you find a girl thats passed out, get a bunch of condoms and guys and bust on them, when this is done you lay them across the passed out girl's body practically wrappings her up with them.
Some stupid bitch passed out at the party and about 16 dudes gave her the mummy.
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Where you have a 9 inch or bigger dick and you go up to some one and slap them so hard that it knocks them out.
Some guy got in a argument with some girl, he got up whipped is dick out and yelled "I'm the juggernaut bitch!!!" then he slapped her with it and knocked her the fuck out!
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The act of shoving confetti in your ass hole and/or vagina and poot it out in some ones face.
Martha Stewart gave Rosie Odonald a nice razzle dazzle for Christmas.
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Where a woman is sitting in the hot sun and a group of dudes (at least five) have the runs and shit head-toe on the chick, then the chick stays in the sun until it is completely solid, then breaks off pieces of it and starts eating it.
knowing how sick the Germans are, I guarantee they have done the chocolate factory several times.
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When you fall asleep on your side and some one takes a long stringy shit from your side burn to your chin.
John passed out at the party last night so I gave him a Mutton chop.
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When your having anal sex with a Brazilian woman (or guy, I don't really care) after he/she finished eating/drinking some thing that would normally cause gas. Then when you pull out she/he will fart very loud (almost sounding like an air horn) and cause your dick to shrivel. Or if your still in the B hole it might sound like some thing is deflating, where you will slowly but surely start to smell it and shrivel up in side her/him.
"I was fucking my friends Brazilian cousin in the ass, then when i pulled out she did a fucking Brazilian airhorn, and now bitches wont suck me off because it smells like a raunchy taco".
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