do I look like I know what a jpeg is 

The best quote from hank hill.
This quote was said in the episode The Fat and the Furious

Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?

do I look like I know what a jpeg is by Hoofedtoaster96 January 15, 2021

I know this place like I know my baguette 

This expression is a derivation of the french expression "I know this place like my pocket" which is an equivalent of " I know this place like the back of my hand" meaning that a person knows really well a place.
Works better if you are french or a baker.

-Do you know where we are?
-Yeah of course. I know this place like I know my baguette.

I know this place like I know my baguette by ElendV February 17, 2018

do i look like i fukin know 

a phrase used when not knowing your opinion on something

1: hey what do you think of ____
2: do I look like I fukin know

do i look like i fukin know by do i look like i fukin know November 22, 2019

I Don't Know, Man, It's Just Like...I Don't Know, Ya Know? 

The perfect thing to say when you haven't been listening to a conversation that you started. This works for an answer to virtually any question. Perfect for answering if you can't hear the speaker in a crowded, loud room.

Friend: "So how've you been lately? Any better?"
You: "WHAT?"
Friend: "I said, HOW'VE YOU BEEN?"
You: (panicking) "Oh, uh...I don't know, man, it's just like...I don't know, ya know?"
Friend: "Yeah, totally."

I Don't Know, Man, It's Just Like...I Don't Know, Ya Know? by BFFLUWDTWBBFFLIHOTOP February 23, 2010

I know like hell 

When you know damn well a person didn’t just do something!

“Where did she put my shoes?”

“She wore them to work”

“I know like hell she didn’t”

I know like hell by Williwonkaaaaa February 8, 2022

I like him but I don’t know how to tell him

Now if you like a boy and you might be a girl or a boy and you are unsure how they feel a lot of people understand. Now the best way to deal with this is to get to know him better, get to know about his sexuality and how he deals with situations like in relationships. If he deals with them well and he flirts with you, you're in! But if he shows no interest in you or asks you for pics, drop him! He ain’t worth it!

Keliah: I like him but I don’t know how to tell him.

I like him but I don’t know how to tell him by Cutie Hyunjin September 30, 2020

I know it like the back of my ass

phrase.
refers to an unknown area. the opposite of the common phrase "i know it like the back of my hand". Originates from the fact that most people (unless they are porn actors/models) are quite unfamiliar with the backs of their asses.

Joey: oh look that chick lives in Ismay, Montana. I know that place like the back of my hand. I'll get laid for sure!

Tommy: shit, I know it like the back of my ass.
(walks away defeated...)

I know it like the back of my ass by RedDan69 February 21, 2011