light the lavender

v.

1. When your asshole friends are being idiots--the act of numbing your senses with lavender scented candles, lavender oils, and other lavender-infused accoutrements to achieve relaxation.

2. To engage in max relaxin'.
It's only February 7th and I've lit the lavender two times already this month. D^:

Shark week. Time to light the lavender.
by stephamie March 15, 2012
mugGet the light the lavendermug.