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Literal Definition of Perfection.

For privacy purposes, I'll refrain from saying her name, but you know who you are, and I love you. It goes without saying that the very woman my heart belongs to, is also the very woman who shows that miracles do happen. And one happened to me, that night when you first texted me. Without saying a word, she is beautiful, sexy, gorgeous, cute, adorable and everything positive about one's appearence. When she smiles, the sun itself shines through so bright. Her eyes glisten and sparkle, as blue as the ocean itself. Her face, dotted to the T with adorable little freckles. Vibrant red hair lies on top her head. Her body is like that of no other, thick, delicous, sexy and all around perfect to the very core, every single part. She's as beautiful as the stars on a clear night sky. She knows not of how much she means to me, but when she reads this, i'm hoping she'll start to understand just how much she truly does. A life without you, is a life not worth living. Be mine forever and always. And with that, comes the conclusion. I love you, my feiry red headed fiancè.
"Wow, just look at her"
"Ikr, she is the literal definition of perfection. My lord"
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The Literal Definition Of Therapy 

A duck thats 13 year old that hates France and is high on Colombian crack cocaine at 1 am - 6 am
Also can’t stop thinking about the spinning rat and uses a therapy by saying “Cry about it”
I’m not sure if I’m high or if this actually treated my depression
Hey dude this duck that’s The Literal Definition Of Therapy cured my crippling depression

(True story)
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

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In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
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Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

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The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026