Liab 

Short for "Life Is A Bitch"

Dude I lost my job #liab

Liab by desertcobra1987 June 2, 2016

liab 

1. Netspeak slang for "Liar".
2. One who lies.

"Leslie, you are such a liab."

liab by Roonil June 11, 2006

Liab 

Its a abeviation for love is a burden

I cant see myself in love any longer i feel like an liab

Liab by Lost lion 2016-2020 May 28, 2016

21st century liability 

I'm a 21st century liability
I'm a 21st century liability
I'm a 21st century liability
(Bang, bang, bang)
It's all bollocks
I'm a 21st century liability
I'm a 21st century liability
I'm a 21st century liability
(Bang, bang, bang)
It's all bollocks

Were all made from the spawn of the devil. I'm a 21st century liability.

21st century liability by Losercakes101 July 12, 2019

Liabilibuddy

A friend or acquaintance who always seems to get you in trouble while you are in his or her company despite your best efforts to steer clear of the imminent danger. Therefore, you end up liable for his or her actions.

Well, of course we both ended up in the clink last night no thanks to Bill, my perennial liabilibuddy.

Liabilibuddy by onemanfunplan November 25, 2009

Liabetic 

Noun. Particularly overbearing and sanctimonious man who professes that he cannot eat pastry stuffs because of his blood sugar problems and then scarfs as many sugary things into his hypocritical gob as fast as he can when he thinks no one is looking

"Did Michael have a piece of that cake?"
"Yeah, he did."
"But I thought he was diabetic!"
"No, he's a liabetic."

Liabetic by CommanDOH! March 29, 2009

Liability 

Someone who is just a pain in the ass, a hassle, a nuisance, or all of the above. More often than not is your significant other.

Original Liability: Daelyn Henderson

Grant: Jake, I have one word to describe her.

Jake: What
Grant: LIABILITY BABY

Liability by oneguytrain June 24, 2018