lepui 

A really slow person. Slow in talking and actions.

Dude, my colleague from work was so lepui today I was going to kick him for not moving faster.

lepui by suvi_xxx January 12, 2014

Leppin 

Irish slang term for "hungry"

"Im bleedin Leppin!"

Leppin by Zaraodxo September 14, 2019

etsy-leptic fit 

Symptom of a disorder caused by abnormal electrical activity in the brain, which is stimulated by compulsive online consumerism of the Etsy website. These episodes are characterized by the impulse for instant gratification, momentary lapses in financial responsibility, incapacity of self-control, and involuntary right-clicking on the “add to cart” button. Side effects include buyer’s remorse, spontaneous exclamations of beguilement (or awwing), post-consumer aura, and memory loss. Studies have shown that the long term-effects include economic hardship and excessive accumulation of vintage, ooak, or DIY products. EEG (electroetsyography) technology can be utilized to observe brain activity during an episode. Currently, the only known effective treatment is total avoidance of the internet.

“This steampunk Etsy shop has great merchandise- I’m having an etsy-leptic fit over all of the tiny hats and goggles.”

etsy-leptic fit by luvpickford July 1, 2011

Pepe LePue 

The brown shit strip left on a woman's chest after she has performed inverted tit sex with a dirty bottomed John.

Mr. Anderson left a Pepe LePue last night when he titty plugged me. Bastard.

Pepe LePue by Yonkus and Dr. Fatassimus April 13, 2009

Lequita 

Sweet,kind,always smiling, helpful to others,boss, well groomed, professional,enthusiastic,detailed oriented,organized,very cultured,loves to travel, very sexual

Lequita is a kind of woman that's enthusiastic, sexy, organized, and cultural boss..

Lequita by QdaysQdays December 20, 2016

LeQuit 

LeQuit: verb. Def: 1. to vindictively betray; often with reference to those most loyal. 2. to surrender without fight; as in the context of an athletic contest. 3. any act of classes or hateful debauchery; often with disregard to others emotions. 4. to act in a calous fashion, without regard to morals or humility; deals with teammates or loved ones. 5. the act of pooping.

see also: LeQuitter, LeQuitHole, LeQuitted, LeQuitting, LeNotChosenOne, LeQueen, LeFraud, LeQuitness.

Origin: From Old French: LeBum, LeStiff, LeJerk, LeBiznotch, et al.

Man, I was dating this great girl and all of a sudden she just LeQuit on me, I mean, not returning my calls, she took my dog, and cursed out my mom. I heard she moved to Miami.

Or:

I just took a giant LeQuit. It stank.

LeQuit by architrance July 15, 2010

John Leguizombie 

What happens when John Leguizamo turns into a zombie. Specifically in the movie "Land of the Dead."

Person: Hey look! It's John Leguizombie!
John Leguizombie: BRAINS...

John Leguizombie by Danny Boyd July 26, 2005