lemonade sandwich 

1. The softest form of matter combines the softest drink with soggy bread
2. The moniker frequently attributed to Western Force Prop AJ Whalley, who is as soft as a pensioners turd

Hold up your bloody side of the scrum, ya lemonade sandwich

lemonade sandwich by Moses @ GTT April 7, 2008

Queer as a lemonade sandwich 

1. a person who is very odd
2. a person who is very gay

Yeah, didn't you know - he's as queer as a lemonade sandwich!

Queer as a lemonade sandwich by ytsirk nosnibor February 4, 2010