you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg 

The application of the expression 'you can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink' the more familiar domestic dog.
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".

A: "I told X to look at the new proceedures before the promotion interview"
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".

you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg by MoLincs September 20, 2009

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. 

Don't hurt me and then pretend like you had nothing to do with it.

You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. by wouldaben January 15, 2011

piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining

Disbelieving response to an attempt to mislead, equivalent to: "pull the wool over my eyes"

You tell me that you've worked as an airline pilot and a surgeon, too? Go on ... you'd piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining.

piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining by ursamel July 24, 2007

legitskis 

From the language of the "Foodeg", it represents one of the 4 words, bombskis, legitskis, sai, and foodeg. The word legitskis means something that is awesome, appeals to the senses in a positive way, and makes you excited, but in a "legit" way. It is usually said in a chilled out tone, which only certain people who had the bombskis with you really can understand.

Yo fool, thats legitskis dawg, thanks fool.
(Translated in the language of the Foodeg] for Foodeg speakers): Foodeg, legitskis dawg, thanks for the bomb danks dawg.

legitskis by NodnarbBRD March 19, 2008

legitski 

adj- someone or something that is cool/clutch

dude you know mike from tony's pizza!?!? he is so legitski bra!!!




DUDE MIKE!!!!

legitski by WsMan6960 January 11, 2009

legitsu 

adj. - used predominantly by jiu jitsu practitioners to describe something that it 'legit' or legitimate.

"Hey man did you see that back take Mo did at fight to win?"

"Uh, yeah bro - that move was legitsu!"

legitsu by drew-jitsu December 31, 2017

LegitStryker 

Honestly the most amazing YouTuber out there, but also an amazing person. Has a crush on 🐺🌈
LOL XDDD
:3

legitstryker so kool

LegitStryker by LegitnessStryker December 28, 2016