39 definitions by wouldaben
| 1. | when the economy picks up | ||
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January 10, 2011 Urban Word of the Day
Common beginning or ending to a sentence. It can serve to: 1. provide an excuse for why one has not yet done something. 2. suggest a vague intention of doing something later (similar to how Spanish speakers use the word "mañana.") 3. add minimal credibility to an idea that is a pipe dream. 1. There's no point in looking for a job until the economy picks up.
2. I'll start my business when the economy picks up. 3. Unemployment levels will go back down to the levels they were in the late 1990s when the economy picks up. |
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| 2. | Hotel California Girl | ||
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one who has a lot of pretty, pretty boys that she calls "friends." Lisa is a Hotel California Girl; she has a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls "friends."
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| 3. | Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. | ||
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Don't hurt me and then pretend like you had nothing to do with it. You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.
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| 4. | Unemployment Cooties | ||
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fear of interacting with an unemployed person for fear that whatever caused him or her to be unemployed will transfer to you. Originally used by John Stewart on the Daily Show. After I lost my job, all of my "friends" suddenly became too busy to spend time with me. I guess I have unemployment cooties.
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| 5. | strumpet | ||
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a woman who unabashedly enjoys sexuality - both her own and that of others. She feels no shame about lust or enjoying her body to its fullest potential. She is a treasure. Hannah is not offended by my lust for her; she is such a dear strumpet.
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| 6. | beknighted | ||
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adjective used to describe people who speak as though they have royal (i.e. "knighted") authority. Important or authoritative but almost always used in a mocking or sarcastic sense. Patient to Doctor: "I have been taking the same medications at the same dosages for the last ten years. I am not interested in paying $200 for a slip of paper that says, in your beknighted opinion, that I can continue to take them. That is simply the doctor's monopoly taxing pharmaceutical sales."
It is Sarah Palin's beknighted conclusion that climate change is a fiction. Next she'll be telling us she's an expert in quantum computing. |
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| 7. | breast buds | ||
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breasts that are shallow to the point of almost being invisible - like those of a slim prepubescent or peri-pubescent girl. Breast buds are characterized by their shallowness (closeness to the chest), not by their narrowness. Long, narrow breasts are not breast buds. Though Donna was in her mid-30s, she had dieted so assiduously that she had the body of a 14 year old ballerina and the barely perceptible breast buds of a prepubescent girl. However, when excited, her nipples became hard like two halves of an unripened plum.
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