A lefty is a little slice of heaven that grows on your chest. Most people don't treat there lefty with respect, but you must always love your lefty. A lefty can be bald, hairy, or ugly. Most people prefer a hairy lefty.
Hey mom i'm kinda cold, can you come over and lick my lefty?
by Lefty Guardian March 28, 2011
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Top Definition

1. someone who is left-handed

2. someone expressing qualities of political liberalism


1. done or used with the left hand

2. associated with the political left

1. I have a hard time using scissors because I'm a lefty.

2. see WALPAW


1. It's hard to find a lefty pair of scissors.

2. He was somewhat lefty about legalizing gay marriage.
by Taobeth August 03, 2004
Someone (often a pitcher in baseball) who throws left-handed.
Lefty, throw me the ball!
by Rodney Basil October 24, 2003
An analytical thinker. The left-brained thinker. The mystery-solver. The solution-finder. The lefty's mind thinks more like a computer than a human. A lefty will not rest until they find the answer to the problem, because in their mind there is no peace with "I don't know"!
(v) I can't keep up with him, he's way too lefty for me!

(n) Lefty just figured out what was wrong with the car.
by Lefty Goldenrod February 02, 2010
one who masturbates with their left hand, especially if they are right handed while doing everything else
"dude i masturbate with my left hand"
"i thot u were right handed"
"well for jackin it, im a lefty..so u can call me lefty"
by lefty September 12, 2004
Some people dont know this...but left handed guys are THE HOTTEST GUYS IN THE WORLD. see WINSTON.
I"m not kidding here....it's the absolute truth.....EVERY left handed guy taht i have ever met...with the exclusion of ppl over thirty...no offense..are FUCKING HOTT!!!!!!!!
by anonymous November 25, 2004
1. a leftist person, a liberal

2. a left handed person
If a lefty were in charge things would be different.
by Light Joker May 30, 2007
When a right handed person performs a handjob on a partner but only uses his or her left hand, therefore performing a handjob of poor quality.

For the definition of receiving a handjob from an actual left handed person, see abomination.
Person 1: So, did you get anywhere with Suzie last night?

Person 2: Yeah, no, I guess.

Person 1: What do you mean?

Person 2: Well, she gave me a lefty.

Person 1: Ooooh, yikes, I see. Sorry, man. Someday you'll get that manjob.
by Harmonica John October 18, 2010

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