American Laziness
-Doing more than whats necessary for something simple.

Other Forms
-Refusing to move for even the simplest of tasks.
1) I am so lazy I trained a parrot to change the channel instead of getting new batteries for a remote; Instead of pulling my periodic table out of my backpack, I installed the periodic table app onto my iPod

2) I refuse to move to change the channel; HONEY, can you change the channel; Honey, can you get me some batteries
#american #laziness #boredom #bum #lazy ass
by Feildmaster November 20, 2009
Sitting within arms reach of your thermostat (which you've wired up to the internet) and changing the temperature from your pc because you didn't want to reach.
jay changed the temperature, the lazy fool
#entropic #geek #bored #tired #avoidance
by hooligan495 January 24, 2009
Highly motivated to do nothing but eat, and sleep.
Man i want to go to the gym today, but I'm so lazy! I think i'll take a nap instead.
#lazy #sloth #azy #energetic #motivated #upbeat
by ThatOneGuyOverYonder March 30, 2014
someone who lays around all day, wears hats all the time and never does work of any kind
Oby is very lazy
#drab #bad #uncool #week #high
by publisher123 July 11, 2010
(adj.) idle; doing nothing
i've been lazy all day sitting on the couch.
#lazy #bored #dead #tired #hungry
by elvisisyourmom August 08, 2009
Lazy

A man who believes there is much grace in patience and inactivity. A man who would rather do a thing the next day, if not never! One who regards indolence and inertia as an elegant art form, to be cultivated with careful practice over time so that a habit becomes second nature. A symptom that you were born – not with a silver spoon but the whole 24-piece, gilt-edged cutlery set. The lazy man looks down upon labor as an unnecessary device of the humble and the needy to secure the comforts and qualities of life that would enable them to achieve a state of laziness. Since he’s already there, the full circle already come, he pulls out a mirror from under his pillow and gazes starry-eyed into it and says to himself, blushing at his precognition, “god! You’re awesome!”
Martha: “I hope you flushed when you were done?”
Dopey the pet poodle: “ Mama, I was too lazy to tear around the Poplar in circles to look for the flush!”
Martha: “not the Poplar under which Davis, my husband, and your dear departed owner is buried?”
Dopey:” how did you guess, mama?”
by manjeet sg December 06, 2015
Lazy

A man who believes there is much grace in patience and inactivity. A man who would rather do a thing the next day, if not never! One who regards indolence and inertia as an elegant art form, to be cultivated with careful practice over time so that a habit becomes second nature. A symptom that you were born – not with a silver spoon but the whole 24-piece, gilt-edged cutlery set. The lazy man looks down upon labor as an unnecessary device of the humble and the needy to secure the comforts and qualities of life that would enable them to achieve a state of laziness. Since he’s already there, the full circle already come, he pulls out a mirror from under his pillow and gazes starry-eyed into it and says to himself, blushing at his precognition, “god! You’re awesome!”
Martha: “I hope you flushed when you were done?”
Dopey the pet poodle: “ Mama, I was too lazy to tear around the Poplar in circles to look for the flush!”
Martha: “not the Poplar under which Davis, my husband, your dear departed owner is buried?”
Dopey:” how did you guess, mama?”
by manjeet sg December 06, 2015
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