The verb form of lazy. Easliy mistaken as Lays chips, but actually means to be so incredibly chill that you don't move at all unless it is to bring food into your mouth. The perfect state of layz is only achieved by the chillest of the chill.
Friend: What you up to today?
Pro layzer: Just Layzin...
Friend: thats all you ever do is layz.
Pro layzer: You know me, all i do is layz, don't give a FUK.
Pro layzer: Just Layzin...
Friend: thats all you ever do is layz.
Pro layzer: You know me, all i do is layz, don't give a FUK.
by ProLayzer August 30, 2009
Someone who prefers to lie down all the time, because standing up makes their feet hurt and sitting down makes their butt hurt. It also involves doing less and therefore seems to generate more joy and comfort.
Go get Jake off his bed. He has been too layzee recently.
Man, will you ever get the sitzee or stanzee from being layzee?
Man, will you ever get the sitzee or stanzee from being layzee?
by Jakeythehakey & SweetNightmare November 15, 2016