Top Definition
Someone who prefers to lie down all the time, because standing up makes their feet hurt and sitting down makes their butt hurt. It also involves doing less and therefore seems to generate more joy and comfort.
Go get Jake off his bed. He has been too layzee recently.
Man, will you ever get the sitzee or stanzee from being layzee?
by Jakeythehakey & SweetNightmare November 14, 2016

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