lawnds 

A term idiots in central california use to replace " Lawns "

All der lawnds is betterer dan mine!

lawnds by Delbunk April 14, 2008

four seasons total landscaping

A landscaping firm in Philadelphia that also caters as a press conference site for failing election campaigns. Conveniently located next to a crematorium and an adult book store. Not to be confused with the Four Seasons hotel in the same city.

Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!

four seasons total landscaping by AdmiralSupreme November 8, 2020

Lawndalarita 

A sexual act in which multiple men have unprotected sex with the same woman in succession, ejaculating in a margarita glass. If at any time a participant finishes inside the woman, that person has to drink from the margarita glass. At the end of the gangbang, the contents of the margarita glass are mixed with a plastic spoon and used to inseminate the woman. The winner is revealed 9 months later on the Maury Povitch show.

Things got wild last night with Ashley at Skooterz, we went back to Jeff's house and set her up with a lawndalarita. I almost lost my boner when Jake busted in her and had to drink from the glass before it was my turn.

Lawndalarita by Nismaniak August 7, 2020

Colombian Landslide 

The aftermath of a strong brewed Colombian coffee which results in a stomach-clearing shit-storm. This poo is not like any regular, solid poo; rather, it is a slimey, smooth, and smelly production. Post Colombian Landslide, one may feel 10-20 lbs lighter, happier, and healthier.

"Don't use the bathroom for a while, I had some Chipotle last night and just had a Colombian Landslide in there"

"My stomach hurts, I think I should have a coffee and induce a Colombia Landslide"

Colombian Landslide by EWMB March 4, 2018

Lost Lands 

A place where some of the biggest dinosaurs, wooks and headbangers from all around the world meet up and just get absolutely fucked and listen to music for 14 hours straight the bass so loud it will make you shit yourself The king of bass Himself Excision throws this giant dinosaur party this guy is seriously the coolest mother fucker alive and he deservese nothing but love i think hes actually a T-rex.

If your are reading this i fucking love you because who else would search this besides someone who gos to Lost Lands

Headbanger- Dude did you see Excision Prehisoric Paradox set at Lost Lands?

Wook- Naw man i was in a K-hole the whole entire time i woke up in the med tent.

Headbanger - Naw thanks man i got some Molly from some guy im gonna ride the rail all day.

Wook - aww man its all good *grabs spoon and does a bump and walks away*

Me LOST LANDS IS THE SHIT!

Lost Lands by Space Face July 17, 2019

landscraper 

ugly, one-story building(s) that takes up one whole city block (or more) by sprawling out horizontally instead of vertically, like traditional skyscrapers.

Man, that glass and steel filing cabinet of a building that the county government has been using for years - that thing is a damn landscraper !

landscraper by Virgin Suicides June 25, 2017

Far Lands 2 Amnisica 

A medieval fantasy roleplaying game filled with various races and erotic. It is ran by an Inner circle and was created by the same developers who made After The Flash, an apocalyptic roleplaying game that shares many aesthetics and aspect.

Sir Flour: Please m'lady let me suck your toes with radical intent while I listen to Tyler The Creator on Far Lands 2 Amnisica

M'Lady: No fuck off knight

Far Lands 2 Amnisica by MiamiPussy October 4, 2020