lavatory lemonade 

The act of pissing in a bathroom sink.

All the stalls were occupied . I couldn't hold it any longer so I headed to the sink for some lavatory lemonade.

lavatory lemonade by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

Lavatory Shrew 

The smallest mammal resident on the isles of Great Britain. Often used to compare against other things that are also very small indeed.

Phil - Ben, how's your Egg, Beans & Sausage?
Ben - Rubbish, the sausage is about as big as a Lavatory Shrew

Lavatory Shrew by zzwill December 1, 2011

layabout 

A member of the community that would rather sponge off the rest of humanity or his/her parents. A lazy bastard.

Mum - "Why don't you get a job, Peter?"
Peter - "I can't be arsed"
Mum - "You're such a layabout!"

layabout by Jdayere January 31, 2009

lavapoo 

when diarrhea feels extremely hot and fiery upon exiting the turdholder.

Lavapoo is thought to be well above 214.5 degrees according to scientists in Tokyo.

Darrel was not looking forward to walking home with a starfish devastated by lavapoo.

lavapoo by scottoff August 20, 2007

Lavatory Draft 

The smell you experience when you sit close to the lavatory on an airplane.

Friend 1: "Dude, on your flight, you need to request the bulkhead."

Friend 2: "Yeah, that can be good or bad." "On my last flight, I was seated in the bulkhead but had to deal with lavatory draft during the 5 hour flight."

Friend 1: "Bummer"

Lavatory Draft by MyahYvette June 14, 2009

poot lavato 

Demi Lavato's twin sister who she trapped in a basement for years, maybe even centuries. #justiceforpoot

Poot Lavato is going to outshine her sister with her new single "eggs" featuring Igloo Australia

poot lavato by Therealpootlavato January 15, 2016

Lakabo 

An African witch doctor.

Lakabo cured his country of Jews

Lakabo by Lil shiva January 7, 2017