nickolas lauderman 

An amazing friend who will always be there for you, hes loveable and sweet but also very protective and someone you REALLY don't want to be on the wrong side of. Nickolas is the type of person you can find no fault in and he's special to no end.

Nickolas Lauderman , the guy women want and the men want to be greek booty whore friend

nickolas lauderman by Ffs give me a username June 6, 2016

LaserMan 

A creature that inhabits a planet revolving around a blue sun. There color of the light apparently makes him want to have anal sex with his hot mother or something, because he only stops doing that to make stupid claims that he doesn't understand.

LaserMan was once trying to justify emulation by saying that it was ok because the games were hard to find. Later on, he said that the Gamecube had a 400 bit processor and the PS2 had a 128 bit processor. He went on to say that Nintendo (read: Satan) just needs better marketing even though he displayed a complete lack of knowledge on the subject.

He's also a fad hopper.

The day everyone starts jumping off bridges, laserman will be right there behind them.

LaserMan by Kris' father July 9, 2004

lazermane 

A person who once uploaded a bunch of words to the wordUrbanDictionary/word including such words as wordown'd./word He enjoys ten-pin bowling, Natural Selection, and mispronouncing things.
Originally stems from a Beast-Wars roleplaying character. An albino lion who carried twin rapiers and a white-dwarf inside his chest.

Drakon: Yo 'Mane!
LazerMane: Hi.
Drakon: Sorry about last night.
LazerMane: Yeah, i know, sometimes even the best of players get scared to walk down the hallway outside the Marine Spawn. Not your fault.

lazermane by LazerMane September 15, 2003