Get that last one on 

When it’s October 31st and you gotta get that last one in while you can

Billy”Hey Bob you gonna get that last one on?” Bob”Hell yeah man!”

Get that last one on by ImmoblieSleet October 31, 2019

last day on earth 

The happiest day of my life

Me:hey jim its the last day on earth!
Jim:OMG WHAT DO WE DO
Me:dude relax it will all be over soon
Jim:NO IM OUTAA HERE
(jim leaves)
Me:hes gone i can f**k his wife

last day on earth by Lord of cats June 2, 2018

last chicken on the shelf

a word to describe someone who is very unattractive, who no one wants to date... a minger
the last person anyone would go out with

alan looks like the last chicken on the shelf!

last chicken on the shelf by Rambo's mum October 18, 2007

last night on earth speech 

a speech to convince one to have sex using an overly exaggerated or lame excuse. in other words it's the speech that leads to apocalypse sex.
derived from the series supernatural s.6 e.10

Dean Winchester: Hmm. So, dangerous mission tomorrow. Guess it's time to eat, drink and, you know, make merry.

Jo Harvelle: Are you giving me the Last Night on Earth Speech?

last night on earth speech by lunarwena June 20, 2011

Last Woman on Earth 

Effectively, the woman any man happens to be with, under lockdown, for the duration of the coronaviral era.

"You have complaints? Please, feel free to find someone else, because right now I may as well be the last woman on earth."

Last Woman on Earth by Monkey's Dad March 30, 2020

The last chicken on the shelf 

An act where a male pulls his penis so high his scrotum looks like a scrawny chicken usually performed as a party trick

Never perform the last chicken on the shelf at weddings, funerals or childrens parties...

The last chicken on the shelf by Gilly1982 October 6, 2010

last man on the life boat 

One of the more difficult "trick" shitting to pull off. requires a bit of planning..layer a few pieces of TP and see how many mini deuces you can land in her before it sinks to the bottom of the komode.

bonus points if you can keep it boyant with 5+ nuggets on board. "women and children first!"

"we need more 2 ply i can't keep the last man on the life boat. this charmin is bullshit!"

last man on the life boat by thenoblesock January 28, 2008