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An act where a male pulls his penis so high his scrotum looks like a scrawny chicken usually performed as a party trick
Never perform the last chicken on the shelf at weddings, funerals or childrens parties...
by Gilly1982 October 05, 2010
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Someone who is the last person yew would even ever consider going out with
Sally:How about alan? would yew go out with alan?
Lene:OMG thats so unattractive alan, he looks like the last chicken on the shelf!
by Rambo's nan March 31, 2008
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