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Last guy on the bus 

Way to express that you don’t want a relationship with a girl that’s slept with too many people.
She’s cute and all, but I think we’re just gonna be friends. I don’t wanna be the last guy on the bus.
Last guy on the bus by SiL3Nt J September 21, 2023

The Last Guy 

The single person who has a worse life than anyone else that ever lived.
Person 1: No matter how bad you have it, there's always someone worse off than you.

Person 2: Yeah, but what about the Last Guy?

The Last Guy 

The single person who has a worse life than anyone else that ever lived.
Yeah, but what about the Last Guy?

The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy 

The most interesting thing to say when someone asks for you to do something.
Melinda: So Craig, can you try to get people to sign this petition?

Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.

or...

Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.

Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.

Cynthia: .........

nice guys finish last 

The idea that if you are nice to a girl, compliment her, tell her how amazing she is everyday, and really just genuinely show her how incredible she is everyday, that you will never get her to love you. Sadly, this is more than true in most cases. You know when you love this girl, and you're always there for her no matter what, and she always goes for the assholes that cheat on every girl they date and treat them like shit? Yea, thats cause your the nice guy. However, there is nothing wrong with you at all, and the truth is that it is her loss.

Why do nice guys always finish last? Because they put their girlfriend first..
Colin: Hey man, why wont she date you instead of going off with some other douche who never pays attention to her!

Kyle: I dont know man, just proof that nice guys finish last.

nice guys finish last 

Like any other stereotype, only sometimes true. Being nice isn't a bad thing, but being TOO nice is. When you're overly nice and sympathetic, you make it easy for people to walk all over you and use you. You might go out of your way just to avoid hurting people's feelings, even if what you were about to do or say didn't really have the potential to hurt. If you apply these traits to a guy interested in a girl, chances are she might not even take him seriously.

Also a nice guy might think that all he has to do is be nice to girl and give her compliments and voila, sex will fall out. If you are this guy, then yes, you will 99.99% finish last.
The nice guy is not manipulative, instead he just has no idea how dating and the world works. If he were manipulative and trying to take advantage of her, he should be called the "manipulatively nice guy" or something like that.

If the term "nice guy" only referred to guys who are respectful of women, the phrase "nice guys finish last" probably wouldn't exist.