Trendy Laserbeams 

A descriptive term used for tweens in any vintage or trendy clothing that has offensively bright colors. Basically if the 80s barfed on a scenester.

I know dude. There's trendy laserbeams everywhere. Eff.

Trendy Laserbeams by Hardon247 January 5, 2011

Laserbeak 

A Decepticon cassette, one of the original Generation 1 Series 1 TransFormers. Laserbeak transforms from a bird (buzzard or eagle) mode into a cassette mode, and can be placed inside Soundwave as a cassette.

In various formats (TV series, movie, children's books, US and UK comics) he is used mainly as an espionage agent who finds out secrets while perched on various roofs and ledges. Although his tech spec says that he is too afraid to make a good spy and that he really specialises in interrogation, he is never shown this way in his various appearances in print and on screen.

"Well done, Laserbeak. Unlike some of my other warriors, you never fail me" (Megatron, in TransFormers: The Movie).

Laserbeak by Andy May 1, 2004

shitting laser beams

When a person eats too much mexican food and upon the time of defecation the subject's feces which is expelled is so extreme and concentrated that the heat is not unlike a "laser-beam".

"Dude let's not eat at Taco Bell, last time I had some I was shitting laser beams,"

shitting laser beams by Mr. Kettleman February 13, 2010

sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads 

1. From the old Austin Powers movie, the awesome quote by Dr. Evil.

2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work

As Dr. Evil eloquently says in the old movie Austin Powers: International Man of Myster:
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "

" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"

sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads by Adel7 December 28, 2007

Lazerbeam 

A bloody legend who is the best YouTuber of all time

Look it’s a lazerbeam

Lazerbeam by Bobcampyo May 27, 2019

lazerbeam 

its a crackpipe duh

sublime has a song about it "Lazerbeam"

lazerbeam by Kenyon artin April 12, 2011

Lazerbeam 

Greatest YouTubed of all time.

Bro josh gave me 2 bucks he is such a lazerbeam

Lazerbeam by Slimeassaisian August 28, 2019