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1. lardon
An erection begotten after viewing a fat woman (or man).
Dude, I got a lardon at the Weight Watchers meeting this morning.
2. Lardon
The short stub of the penis that actually makes it outside the body when an obese man gets an erection.
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3. lardon
An erection facilitated by the arousal over a fat chick.
I know it's weird but for some reason that fat chick over there is giving me a major lardon.
4. lardon
An erection brought on by the presence of delicious fatty food.
Hey Cody, this double bacon chimichanga is totally giving me a lardon!
5. Lardon
An erection gained by being attracted to a fat girl.
Hey Ricky, check out that fat girl over there.
Yeh, she's well fit. i've got a lardon!
6. lardon
chubby erection (alt. lard-on)
"When we were doing excersises at Weight Watchers and I totally got a lardon."
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