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A center-lefty technocrat type who doesn't understand how human beings actually function. A reference to the ID lanyards for conventions and campaigns such types tend to collect as they throw their energy into the campaigns and staffs of people who don't care about them. See also, totebagger and tryhard
A couple of lanyards came to the DSA meeting and tried to tone police us, but one of the guys got them off in a corner discussing local tax credits for private religious schools, and that kept them busy until we got some real work done.
Lanyard by Punditos Maximos August 30, 2018
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A cord designed to hold something around the neck, usually with a clip at the end on which to fasten the object. Used for easy exposure and/or quick access to an ID badge, keys, etc.
"We could tell who the roadies were at the rock concert, because they each wore an 'all-access backstage pass' on a lanyard."
"Oh, so THAT'S what those things are called."
lanyard by Bill M. July 29, 2004
A group of Freshmen, usually at a College or University, named for the lanyards Freshmen often wear around their necks with their ID and keys.
Last Friday we just sat drinking on our porch watching all the lanyards of wandering and lost freshmen pass by.
lanyard by ANorell September 29, 2010

landards 

Dan has landards, he will hook-up with ugly chicks
landards by Jeromeiskol? December 9, 2009
noun;
male sex organ (see also fanyard)
The spaniard put his lanyard in her fanyard.
lanyard by Anonymous October 1, 2003

lanyardlicious 

Adj.- the sexyness and/or hottness that comes with wearing a lanyard.
My sears essentials name tag (a lanyard)makes me totally lanyardlicious.
lanyardlicious by Murphy D September 25, 2005
refers to fabric worn around the neck to display ID badges and can also be used to carry keys and USB flash drives.

lenyards can be custom printed or generic

Lenyards is an alternative spelling for lanyards
The school gave students lenyards to wear their ID badges to easily identify them.
lenyards by Brandon Aaaa October 20, 2012