seekrit langwidge 

A developing underground dialect of English. Currently it is spoken only in scattered regions of Georgia. Langwidge involves the intense and rigorous misspelling of words, often to expressive and comedic effect. It also includes many commonly-used catchphrases and terms.

id id funz tew sai de seekrit langwidge werds sumtimez

u r been a notti gurli n fore dat eye wil chaime yew feersly.

i m feeleen sew bleendy 2dai...n allsew ebery dai.

stawp been a crazipeniz. i wud lyk yew 2 akt lyk a proppur preti ladi pliz. tankyew.

seekrit langwidge by HalCrain May 17, 2007

Watch your langwing 

The thing stupid people say to someone that curses. Referenced in one of jacks film's videos

F.ck that.
Hey! Watch your langwing!

Watch your langwing by Lost_in_translation September 9, 2016

langwing 

Langwing is a mis-spelled version of the word language.

It was a running gag in episode 108 of the youtuber Jacksfilms series Your Grammar Sucks

It is used much in the same way as the "Watch your profanity" meme as in it can be used in a serious way and joking

Comment 1: You are is motherfucker

Comment 2: Yo watch your langwing

Jack: What the fudge

Bob: Yo watch your langwing

langwing by Agathor747 June 23, 2017

longridge 

best place goin big up geno's supply the donner kebab and the mandem round co-op

yo uno that longridge place it bangin

longridge by sc: lewboy123456 April 21, 2018

Langridge 

A word describing the action of getting ridiculously drunk, often resulting in passing out with various clothes missing.

"I'm gonna get well and truly Langridged tonight!!"

"wow that girls drunk... guess she's pulled a Langridge!"

Langridge by Sausage78 October 31, 2011

sangwidge

The colloquial pronunciation used by those in the stirlingshire area to describe a meal consisting of two slices of bread surrounding another food, i.e sliced ham or cheese. To most other mortals known as a sandwich.
or in other parts a 'piece'.

Aye min see us the sangwidge ken!

sangwidge by jiminycrikit April 15, 2011

The Full Langridge 

The act of getting completely naked in a public place, then strumming your bean like you've got a mosquito bite on it.

She was just sitting there, I never thought she would go the full Langridge..

The Full Langridge by 4 Digits Deep July 9, 2016