langered

Very drunk, highly intoxiced, grossly inebriated etc...

Are you intending to get langered this coming Bank Holiday Weekend?

by Big Daddy Ede May 26, 2006

so drunk that you can't stand up.

She was langered last night
She was so drunk she couldn't stand up.

by pad July 20, 2004

Substitute for the word fingered, as coined by the subtle rudeboys/rudegirls of North West London.

My mate 'langered' that bar maid from Yates last weekend.

by Concerned Rudey June 3, 2007

langer

Slang term that denotes 'Penis'. However it is very versatile and can even be used as a term of affection.

You're some langer!

Can mean: You're a dickhead

or

You're an affable rogue.

by gozzy1 April 3, 2009

Irish-English spoken in Cork:

Wanker, jerk-off

The langers from Dublin took the trophee

by Extract August 19, 2006

Word of Cork origin. Has several meanings, depending on context.

1) Penis
2) Foolish person
3) To be intoxicated

1) I've got a huge langer, boy.
2) You're some langer, boy.
3) He was langers, boy.

by Snake November 24, 2005

1. a penis
2. a dickhead

Originates from Cork, Ireland

1. "She bit me langer off"
2. "That fella's a langer"

by Oly March 26, 2005