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Landau
Someone being pretentiously pedantic, especiallly when it comes to terminologies, for the sake of being so. While some do it intentionally, some are so deeply mired in their apparent greatness to fail to notice the frivolity of it. They receive an interest rate that keeps up with inflation on their virginity.
To be in posession of virginity with compound interest.
Something that makes you think, "Holy shit you need to be having negative sex to say that"
To be in posession of virginity with compound interest.
Something that makes you think, "Holy shit you need to be having negative sex to say that"
langauge
A word like Enlgish, recognizable only in print since its pronunciation is indistinguishable from its cognate, language. Often appears in important documents like resumes, cover letters and masters' theses. Usually found only after the document has been sent, but also found in many places on the Internet. Users curse themselves silently and swear they will only use the phone from now on.
Lancau
Lancau is a word from every single Malaysian when they angry at someone which is the original word is 'Lan-jiou' (Hokkien) mean Dick or Pennis.
Lately, the word Lancau getting used at the last of the part Malay poem.
Lately, the word Lancau getting used at the last of the part Malay poem.
Lancau by MyBrainOnMyKnee May 16, 2021
Burger Langauge
Burger Langauge Examples
”This Yg all does is make fat jokes”
"You ahhh stupid bihh shii nigga”
ᴴᴼᵂ ᵀᴼ ᴿᴱᶜᴼᴳᴺᴵᶻᴱ ᴮᵁᴿᴳᴱᴿ ᴸᴬᴺᴳᵁᴬᴳᴱ
• This language basically makes you lose fucking brain cells.
• Using multiple of the same letter at the end of a word is common for this language also.
”This Yg all does is make fat jokes”
"You ahhh stupid bihh shii nigga”
ᴴᴼᵂ ᵀᴼ ᴿᴱᶜᴼᴳᴺᴵᶻᴱ ᴮᵁᴿᴳᴱᴿ ᴸᴬᴺᴳᵁᴬᴳᴱ
• This language basically makes you lose fucking brain cells.
• Using multiple of the same letter at the end of a word is common for this language also.
Burger Langauge by 5TimeFinessa August 10, 2020
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"