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Someone being pretentiously pedantic, especiallly when it comes to terminologies, for the sake of being so. While some do it intentionally, some are so deeply mired in their apparent greatness to fail to notice the frivolity of it. They receive an interest rate that keeps up with inflation on their virginity.

To be in posession of virginity with compound interest.

Something that makes you think, "Holy shit you need to be having negative sex to say that"
Sherlock Schitt "Thine eeyorish cullion hast ruined much-needed apricity...."
Hect Dolef "Sherlock, you're being a Landau. If you have bedded anyone before, I just want you to know that your virginity has been returned to you expeditiously after having used those words"
Landau by くもり May 5, 2022
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A word like Enlgish, recognizable only in print since its pronunciation is indistinguishable from its cognate, language. Often appears in important documents like resumes, cover letters and masters' theses. Usually found only after the document has been sent, but also found in many places on the Internet. Users curse themselves silently and swear they will only use the phone from now on.
I majored in Enlgish and speak two other langauges.
langauge by jorzef January 2, 2008
Lancau is a word from every single Malaysian when they angry at someone which is the original word is 'Lan-jiou' (Hokkien) mean Dick or Pennis.

Lately, the word Lancau getting used at the last of the part Malay poem.
Pergi ke kedai membeli Cincau,
Lancau!!

Go to the shop buy a Cincau,
Lancau!!
Lancau by MyBrainOnMyKnee May 16, 2021
woi lancau bila nak belanja aku makan?
woi pundek, bagi aku lancau tu.
lancau by ntah February 3, 2009
Why you so lancau today?
lancau by thaqif alex January 3, 2022

Burger Langauge 

Niggas who type shit and it doesn't make any fucking sense what so ever.
Burger Langauge Examples

”This Yg all does is make fat jokes”

"You ahhh stupid bihh shii nigga”

ᴴᴼᵂ ᵀᴼ ᴿᴱᶜᴼᴳᴺᴵᶻᴱ ᴮᵁᴿᴳᴱᴿ ᴸᴬᴺᴳᵁᴬᴳᴱ

• This language basically makes you lose fucking brain cells.

• Using multiple of the same letter at the end of a word is common for this language also.
Burger Langauge by 5TimeFinessa August 10, 2020