Someone being pretentiously pedantic, especiallly when it comes to terminologies, for the sake of being so. While some
do it intentionally, some are so deeply mired in their apparent
greatness to fail to notice the frivolity of it. They receive an interest rate that keeps up with inflation on their virginity.
To be in posession of virginity with compound interest.
Something that makes you
think, "Holy shit you need to be having negative sex to say that"
Sherlock Schitt "Thine eeyorish cullion hast
ruined much-needed apricity...."
Hect Dolef "Sherlock, you're being a Landau. If you have bedded anyone before, I just
want you to know that your virginity has been returned to you expeditiously after having used those
words"