An affluent suburb north of Chicago.The people that live in lake forest usually come form old/corrupt money and therefore strive for nothing in everyday life and their schooling except for dating around and "keeping it classy (which really means act like whore/ d-bag you are but don't let too many people find out, because that would be just so not classy)".Lake Forest hides the fact that it has the highest teen drinking and drug rate in America and that if it's people weren't considered rich they would be called trash. In the past 3 months 4 kids have committed suicide (and of course it didn't make local news) because they were tormented by the kids and the suffocating atmosphere at Lake Forest High School. Lake Forest residents refuse to think that maybe their bigotry leads to humble people's demise and instead sob dishonestly about the "friends" they've lost. The guys that live in Lake Forest are far from charming but their money and preppy colored clothing attracts the dumb whores who infest the town whom are raised from birth to look for their potential husbands so they can comfortably stay in their historical roles of stay-at-home moms. People in Lake Forest call themselves "beautiful" when in fact many are walking the line of average and they all look the same. Overall, Lake Forest is a true white trash town (excluding the token black guy).
Person 1: Hey dude, you wanna go to Lake Forest to get some grub?
Person 2: Nah! A sandwich costs like $10 there and besides I wouldn't fit in if ya know what I mean.
Person 1: trust me I know what your sayin dude! Those people are living on cloud 9.
Person 2: Nah! A sandwich costs like $10 there and besides I wouldn't fit in if ya know what I mean.
Person 1: trust me I know what your sayin dude! Those people are living on cloud 9.
by Honestyisthekey June 12, 2012
Pretty much the nicest town around, it has beaches, trees, views and big houses. So what if it's rich and white all the haters who say it's lame are just jealous because they live in ghetto shoreline. LFP is safe, nice, and you have the mall and beach clubs to keep you entertained.
by LFP kid June 2, 2009
A hella rich depressing town. Lots of trees so you lose power all the time. Posers and longboarders chill at LFP mall where there's not much going on. Go to Alderwood or Northgate, losers. Shitty lake views and all the forests give teens lots of places to smoke dope. Maybe not quite as many stoners as the Muk or Shoreline, but it's close.
Dude, let's go to Lake Forest Park mall!! There's so much to do!!!
Shut up poser, nobody likes you. Enjoy your shitty Civic Club and Third Place Books, I'm going to a real place.
Shut up poser, nobody likes you. Enjoy your shitty Civic Club and Third Place Books, I'm going to a real place.
by omgwtfz0mfgh4t3rs April 21, 2009
the most ridiculous excuse for a town ever known to man kind. full of rich preppy kids and the "longboard crews". next to beautiful lake washington, but you can't go there unless you have a membership to one of the two beach clubs. the most interesting thing to do is to go to the town center where you can find most of the student population of kellogg middle school.
by emilija & caity July 27, 2008
A poor, tiny excuse for a college. With a student size of only 1,600 students, this joke of a 4-year school lacks any semblance of a proper college experience. Situated in the affluent suburb of Lake Forest, students are forced to live in outdated dorms and eat from a single centralized dining hall on an often-lifeless campus.
You better hope that you like the friends you make, because you're stuck with them. Greek life is abysmally tiny, while the rest of the student population devolves into social cliques like Student Athletes, Nerds, and International Students. One common type is spoiled kids with chips on their shoulders.
Even if the students were friendly to each other, there's no place to socialize since campus security shuts down all parties almost instantly. All other social events are usually a total disappointment, since the fascistic administration snuffed out all enjoyable things. Chicago is too far to get there in reasonable time either.
School spirit maintains an all-time low since the school is a pathetic D3 and has no traditions. Many students travel to other colleges to have fun, so keep Northwestern's tailgating in mind if you make the horrendous mistake of choosing LFC as your school.
Academics are as good as any state school but lacks variety of majors and programs. However, not every other college charges $40,000 per year for tuition.
LFC is a great place for those who like asking “What could have been?". Stay away from this scam of a college.
You better hope that you like the friends you make, because you're stuck with them. Greek life is abysmally tiny, while the rest of the student population devolves into social cliques like Student Athletes, Nerds, and International Students. One common type is spoiled kids with chips on their shoulders.
Even if the students were friendly to each other, there's no place to socialize since campus security shuts down all parties almost instantly. All other social events are usually a total disappointment, since the fascistic administration snuffed out all enjoyable things. Chicago is too far to get there in reasonable time either.
School spirit maintains an all-time low since the school is a pathetic D3 and has no traditions. Many students travel to other colleges to have fun, so keep Northwestern's tailgating in mind if you make the horrendous mistake of choosing LFC as your school.
Academics are as good as any state school but lacks variety of majors and programs. However, not every other college charges $40,000 per year for tuition.
LFC is a great place for those who like asking “What could have been?". Stay away from this scam of a college.
Forester: "I attend Lake Forest College"
Job Recruiter: "Lake Forest College? Is that in California?"
Forester: "No, it's in Illinois"
Job Recruiter: 'Never heard of it, I'll have to look it up one day"
Forester: *Thinks about $40,000/year debt and regrets not attending a big state school*
Job Recruiter: "Lake Forest College? Is that in California?"
Forester: "No, it's in Illinois"
Job Recruiter: 'Never heard of it, I'll have to look it up one day"
Forester: *Thinks about $40,000/year debt and regrets not attending a big state school*
by J.Binklestein October 25, 2019
A city in washington county Minnesota. Full of white people, one black guy and about ten asians. Its high school sports teams usually aren't very successful. Everyone smokes weed and cigarettes while the true cool people take hallucinogens and attend raves. There is an overabundance of 17 year old guys that love to try and build big ass trucks because they have small penises. The main attraction is smoking weed/drinking on some friend's parent's boat or in someone's ice house.
And getting drunk
And getting drunk
Guy 1: What do you want to do this weekend?
Guy 2: Get blazed as hell and go mudding in forest lake .
Guy 2: Get blazed as hell and go mudding in forest lake .
by hoagieslapharry November 2, 2010
Forest Lake is a fairly nice suburb on the outskirts of Brisbane City, QLD, Australia. It is surrounded by various dodgey suburbs such as: Inala, Goodna, Richlands (Nothing rich about it). It has a lake, which people often drown in because of the ammount of trash in it. It contains many mutant fish. There is very little forest, and the trees which survive live in resident's backyards. Most buildings are graffied because of gangs come and reck Forest Lake because they are jealous.
Dodgey Suburb Dude 1: Forest Lake is so nice.
Dodgey Suburb Dude 2: Yeah, lets go tag it up so it becomes dodgey like our suburb.
Dodgey Suburb Dude 2: Yeah, lets go tag it up so it becomes dodgey like our suburb.
by Forest Laker June 7, 2006