A hella rich
depressing town. Lots of trees so you lose power all the time. Posers
and longboarders chill at LFP mall where there's not much going
on. Go to Alderwood or Northgate, losers. Shitty lake views
and all the forests give teens
lots of places to smoke dope. Maybe
not quite as many stoners as the Muk or Shoreline, but it's close.
Dude, let's go to Lake
Forest Park mall!! There's so much to do!!!
Shut up poser, nobody
likes you. Enjoy your shitty Civic Club and Third
Place Books, I'm going to a real