lacrosse

The best of football and hockey combined. Notice, this is American football and not some crap called futbol or soccer.

a: How did you break you end up in a full body cast?

b: I should have stuck with soccer. I tried out for the LACROSSE team.

a: You're fucking weak. Lawn Fairy.

by JammerC April 28, 2004

lacrosse

The best sport, Maryland perfected plays it the best.

lacrosse players in Maryland

by 46and4BJ April 18, 2006

lacrosse

Way better than baseball, lacrosse is sport for rich high school and college kids. It is very popular in Canada and the states in the Northeast US (particularly Maryland), because of the region's abundance of aforementioned rich college kids. Its the only college level sport (excluding UMCP basketball) that Div. 1 college teams from Maryland are reliably good at.

Fan 1: Did you check out this years college lacrosse tourney brackets? Five of the 16 teams are from Maryland!

Fan 2: Wow, we may suck at college basketball and football but we rule at lacrosse!

by mdterp09 June 14, 2008

lacrosse

lacrosse- one of the greatest sports ever (tied with football) 100 times better than baseball and all faggots who play baseball instead need to grow a dick

Lacrosse is such a nice sport that pats mom gave me head cuz she loved that i played it.

by lacrosse January 4, 2005

lacrosse

A game where grown men wack each other with their sticks.

Cindy: I'm going to go play some lacrosse
Tom: But you don't have a stick
Cindy: shit!

by deathbyducttape May 8, 2007

lacrosse

Sport in which men play who arent ass wipes like baseball players dang queers

CHUCK NORRIS plays lacrosse

by Cut May 18, 2007

lacrosse

Where you can rip sick nasty shots with your liquid black ice 3000 titanium shaft and give each other "head" for christmas. Douche bags are invited to join. Heath says you have to be athletic to play lax, isnt that an oxymoron? ex. Heath sucks

Heath, who plays lacrosse is really really gay.

by heath is gay January 18, 2007