futbol

called futbol in any and all countries using the metric system.
hey let's go play some futbol mates.
by author the rabbit September 15, 2007
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futbol

1. Called soccer in the US.
2. Commonly referred to as fag-ball.
3. Hockey for retards.
Bill: Hey, the futbol championship is on tv.
Ted: What? this isn't football season.
Bill: No, not football, futbol.... soccer.
Ted: Oh, you mean fag-ball. Let's not watch and say we didn't.
Bill: What? How can you say that? Soccer is the number one game in the world.
Ted: It's like hockey for retards though; hockey players wear skates on slippery ice, can check each other, shoot at a goal three feet wide, and the goalie wears tons of pads so he blocks most of the goal; soccer on the other hand play on grass, can't check, have a goal 17 feet wide, with a little guy in front of it; and both games score the same amount of points.
Bill: I never thought about it rationally before... You are so right.
by Dano Magnum June 07, 2007
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Futbol

Soccer in the US
A highly respected sport in all countrys except for the US and Canada
For all you haters its harder then i looks
Go get in the goal and try to stop a ball goin 80mph that is kicked from 12yds away from you and try to block it or try to juke out eleven peolpe so that you can score. I bet that none of you football players can do it. Football should be called pussy ball
Football Player: Lets go play football
Futbol Player: That pussy sport? Lets play futbol
Football Player: That sport is gay
Futbol Player: Well i want to see you score points without being covered from head to toe with pads
by Futbol4Life July 11, 2008
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Futbol Fag

Any American that watches soccer and refuses to acknowledge that the big four of sports (Football, Baseball, Basketball, and Hockey) reign supreme.
Man I was in an airport bar on Sunday and asked the bartender if he could change the channel from soccer and put the Bears game on. The guy gave me a dirty look and said, "It's the Euro Cup...!". I told him stop being a freaking Futbol Fag and change the damn channel!
by IHATESOCCER July 02, 2011
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Tetas De Futbol

When A Woman's Breasts Are Saggy Enough To Practice Soccer With.
Guy #1-Daaaaamn! Check out the Chichero on that one!

Guy #2-Ugh!! Really! They're Fucking Tetas De Futbol!!

Guy #1-Ughhhh! Yeah! You Can Play Soccer With Those Things!!
by PincheTetero-Tres mil April 24, 2009
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Real Futbol 24

Quite possibly the most annoying fucking game on the Roblox platform, You will somehow get ur ball stolen by some stupid fuck that hasn't payed his internet bill in 20 years, and when you get past them, they will just randomly vote kick you. This game genuinely probably has the worst fanbase because it's filled with 7 year olds that can't afford FC25.
Person 1: Let's play RF24 (Real Futbol 24) bro
Person 2: I play FC25 you fucking brokie
by CosmicRetro December 18, 2024
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I Love Futbol

An euphemism generally used to refer to intense homosexual intercourse involving more than 2 men, used by people to weed out other gay men in online communities.
Gay man: Man, i love futbol
Normal man: Hey isn't it called football?
Gay man 2: I love futbol too, great stuff
by ANotThatFunnyJester August 22, 2022
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