Ghetto Laminate

When you have a piece of paper with something you want to laminate on it but you don't have a laminater handy so you use tape.

"Dude I so wanna' laminate this High School Diploma, but our laminator is broken."

"Well here's some tape. Ghetto laminate it."

Ghetto Laminate by Minidakip February 11, 2010

laminated veneer lumber

laminated veneer lumber is an engineered wood product similar to plywood except much more laminations making laminated veneer lumber stronger than conventional lumber used to make structural beams posts support timbers joist studs and other construction applications

my neighbor built his house using laminated veneer lumber those laminated veneer lumber boards are strong no twisting no warping what a great product

laminated veneer lumber by littlejimmie April 1, 2019

lacitate

Selecting parts of pictures using the lasso tool in Photoshop.

Me: Jennifer, how can I cut out this part of the image?

Jennifer: Just lacitate around it. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Me: STFU

lacitate by TheEvan January 28, 2008

Lazinate 

When you hydrate yourself so well that your piss is clear, but out of laziness you do not flush the toilet.

Leaving the seat up is optional.

Austin: Goddamn it Bryce is too gangster
Lee: Dont worry I just lazinated in his toilet.
Austin: WIN!

Lazinate by random asian kid June 23, 2009

Laminated List 

A list of the top 5 people, usually celebrities, with whom you could have sex with without repercussions, if the opportunity arose, regardless of whether you were in a relationship or not.

A woman's laminated list might be:
1.) Mel Gibson
2.) Brad Pitt
3.) Colin Ferrel
4.) Pierce Brosnan
5.) Russell Crowe

Laminated List by Bob Rauscher April 14, 2004

laminate 

When used in reference to a picture, typically of a person that one finds attractive, the act of ejaculating on the picture to create a film, or laminate, over the top surface of it.

Kelly just gave me a pic of her, I'm gonna go home an laminate this bia.

laminate by teeoce January 13, 2009

Laminated 

Drunk.
So much so that you appear shiny and two-dimensional. Usually because you are covered in saliva/beer/puke and are are on the floor.

Let me tell you pal, I got absolutely laminated last night!

Laminated by drjozard February 8, 2010