kinisoned 

1) To make a deal with God that you will never repeat an evil sin (such as taking drugs or overindulging), UNTIL you feel better.

2) To scream what is really on your mind sporadically, in the midst of seemingly normal conversation or discourse.

In honor of the late comedian, Samuel Burl Kinison.

As "Big Mike" reclined, sitting upright to fight his acid reflux, he kinisoned that he would never again spend the better half of the day at the "all you can eat" buffet again.

kinisoned by thingoneandthingtwo May 3, 2012

kinitis 

Kinitis
/kin-I-tiz/
noun

a medical condition that results as a combination of situation depression from being anywhere that isn't Kin Games, withdraw from the 900 best friends you just made, the collecive hangover from 4 days and nights of drinking, and some form of actual oral/throat infection after having made out with aforementioned 900 best friends

I thought I was going to die the week after Kin Games because my kinitis was so bad!

Ohhhhh this kinitis is hell on earth!

I need to go grab some A&W to help fix this kinitis....

kinitis by KGBeauty May 6, 2014

kwijibo

A fat, balding north-american ape

'Kwijibo' was the word Bart Simpson tried to use to win a game of Scrabble.

kwijibo by Bastardized Bottomburp February 14, 2006

Sam Kinison 

One of the funniest and most outrageous comics of the 1980's and early 1990's. The definition of politically incorrect. A former preacher, Sam left the ministry to become a stand-up comic. He tackled subjects such as marriage, religion, homosexuality, world hunger and necrophilia.

He exploded on the scene as a result of his show-stealing performance on a Rodney Dangerfield HBO young comic special and became a near overnight sensation after having a rough time getting started in Los Angeles.

Best known for his bitter sense of humor and hellish scream, he's one of the best comics of the 20th century. Sam was killed in April of 1992 when a truck hit his car head on. He died shortly after at the scene in the company of his brother Bill, his new wife Malika and his best friend Carl LaBove.

Thanks to Bill for gathering the information and putting together a great biography of Sam Kinison. A fantastic book about the true icon for political incorrectness.

Sam Kinison by jlovato August 22, 2006

kewinism 

The movement that started to become noticed under Kewin at RU. Kewinism is a state of mind similar to that of dead-heads, so basically followers of Kewinism are New-age dead-heads who are at one with themselves. They also promote peace, going into trances and leaving their bodies, psychedelics, hallucinogens, and collaborating with the major religions of the world. Rituals are held twice a week in forms of bible study and soup lunches. New recruits are often friends and associates of its members. The head figure of this cult is Kewin who was taught about Kewinism by his mentor, Mich. However, Kewin was the one who brought Kewinism out into mainstream college life, thereby reaching thousands with the message of Mich. The message is "being one with the universe and reaching the status of light beings who transcend this dimension."

Person#1: Hey brother are you going to bible study?

Person#2: Yeah after I get a little high. I need to open my mind to kewinism.

Person#1: Yeah, right on brother, I think I will join you.

kewinism by Inspecta Dec August 3, 2010

Kwinker 

1. Noun; A person who camps in video games to the point they're a n00b. This is most commonly but not limited to xBox Live games such as MW2.

2. Noun; Kwinking- The art of camping in xBox Live games to the extent you are booted, betrayed, or just a n00b. This is demonstrated through Kwink94. Also seen as kwink.

3. Adjective; Kwinkish- For someone or something to be like a Kwink. Generally very n00bish and annoying.

4. Adjective; Kwinking- This word can only be used to describe certain words. (See examples)

1. Kwinker: OWNED! I'M AWESOME! Don't even talk!
Non-Kwink: You're such a gay kwinker! -Boots Kwinker-

2. n00b: I'm kwinking so hard right now!
n00b #2: I'm going to go kwink too.

3. Person: That guy is so kwinkish! Let's slap him!

4. Kwinking Spree; Kwinking Trip; ect.

Kwinker by defgiva November 11, 2010

Kwanita 

the most amazing girl ever, she's the easiest to fall in love with and her eyes are so dark yet thier brown and if you look in them you could see the brown and it amazes you.... kwanita is a true person and honest and kind and if you know anyone one with this name and sounds like this, she might be the girl that you fall in love with and i fell in with a kwanita just like this.....

kwanita is awesome.

Kwanita by In.love.Loser. April 13, 2010