5 definitions by jlovato

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From an interview with "The Simpsons" creators.

Regarding "Rear Admiral," I think the answer is probably as disappointing as you feared it might be: it doesn't exist. Here is the actual first draft script excerpt from the Halloween show:

BART: Milhouse. Milhouse, wake up. Quick, look out the window.
MILHOUSE: No way, Bart. If I lean over and put my face against the window, you're gonna smash it, or maybe pinch my butt real hard.

This was the first draft. In re-writing it, the writers wanted to go for something a little funnier, something that would sound like it was from the family of "flying wedgie," "purple nurple," etc. Someone, I do not remember who, said "Rear Admiral." It sounds real, having the word "rear" in it, but it was manufactured to sound real. As far as we know, it doesn't really exist.
Bart: Milhouse...Milhouse, wake up, quick! Look out the window.
Milhouse: No way, Bart. If I lean over, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear admiral!
by jlovato August 18, 2006
One of the funniest and most outrageous comics of the 1980's and early 1990's. The definition of politically incorrect. A former preacher, Sam left the ministry to become a stand-up comic. He tackled subjects such as marriage, religion, homosexuality, world hunger and necrophilia.

He exploded on the scene as a result of his show-stealing performance on a Rodney Dangerfield HBO young comic special and became a near overnight sensation after having a rough time getting started in Los Angeles.

Best known for his bitter sense of humor and hellish scream, he's one of the best comics of the 20th century. Sam was killed in April of 1992 when a truck hit his car head on. He died shortly after at the scene in the company of his brother Bill, his new wife Malika and his best friend Carl LaBove.
Thanks to Bill for gathering the information and putting together a great biography of Sam Kinison. A fantastic book about the true icon for political incorrectness.
by jlovato August 22, 2006
To annihilate or complete destroy. Used best in a metaphorical (or literal) sense in regard to something biological in nature.
1: Cryst dude, you wrecked that fucking bathroom. What the fuck did you eat??

2: I wrecked that girl's asshole last weekend. I had no idea she was in to anal like that.
by jlovato August 22, 2006
My childhood word for penis that my mother got from somewhere or invented. I've never heard this word in any other context and have no idea where she got it from. I'm also too embarrassed to ask her about it.
Be sure to wash under your goonk goonk.
by jlovato August 22, 2006
(knowingly or unknowingly) eating a girl out who has a yeast infection. Based from the term "red wings" which involves giving oral sex to a girl during her menstration cycle.
My friend went down on his heavy set girlfriend and later realized she had a yeast infection after discovering chunks of white matter on his lip. He was an unknowing white wings recipient.
by jlovato October 19, 2006
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