kungtu 

Descriptor for new, fresh products and service that provide quality of life through great design and value. Typically products and services discovered by Innovators, Early Adopters, Kuf, and Trend Setters.

"That new gum is long lasting, fresh, and kungtu."

"That fucking site is fantastically kungtu."

"Dave is kungtu fightin' with that new suede suit and big Krause hangin' down his pants."

kungtu by iCAG January 8, 2008

kinta kuntu 

Idiots who saw the Tik Tok and believe it’s a dish from Canada made from Twinkies, eggs, and catch up.

They guy really thought kinta kuntu was real.

kinta kuntu by Goldenrose431 January 1, 2022

kuntus 

A child with severe Asperger's or Autism. Will usually spaz out and hit random objects around him. Has a sever stutter as well. Also tends to be gay, but doesn't have to be. Usually has strict parents and is under parental controls at all times.

Kuntus stop hitting your mouse against your table you are going to break it.

kuntus by PeterDefinesTheWord October 16, 2019

kungfu action jesus 

Aang from avatar the abridged series who has Jesus power

aang is kungfu action jesus

kungfu action jesus by sonic869 September 22, 2009

kuntucky chili spill 

is the excessive (and immediate) fecal over-spill that occurs after the penal disconnection of sodomy.

Fuck Boy 1: bro, you smell like shit!

Fuck Boy 2: yeah man, my girl straight up Kuntucky chili spilled all over me after anal!

Fuck Boy one: hell yeah! *high fives fuck boy 2*

kuntucky chili spill by JayWright33 October 2, 2017

kungfuboris 

believes they like misato more than me but in reality is not the truth

hey look at this peehead i just destroyed in a fight

oh kungfuboris

kungfuboris by urinelover6699 July 5, 2021

kungfu jesus 

a martial arts, funky fresh savior of all men.......and hot babes

DUDE...did you just see that guy get his ass kicked by kungfu jesus

kungfu jesus by Tyler Clark May 14, 2007