William Kristol 

A psychopathically stupid Neocon commentator who believes American workers are morally obligated to indefinitely fund speculative killing sprees in shithole deserts they care nothing about and probably couldn’t pronounce or locate on a map. Anyone who disagrees with the “logic” of killing brown people for the New World Order is obviously a terrorist.

The world would be a much smarter and safer place if men like William Kristol were kept away from pens and microphones.

William Kristol by author July 18, 2006

Bill Kristol 

A psychopathically stupid Neocon commentator who believes American workers are morally obligated to indefinitely fund speculative killing sprees in shithole deserts they care nothing about and probably couldn’t pronounce or locate on a map. Anyone who disagrees with the “logic” of killing brown people for the New World Order is obviously a terrorist.

The world would be a much smarter and safer place if men like Bill Kristol were kept away from pens and microphones.

Bill Kristol by author July 20, 2006

Kristelle 

Kristelle, a very exotic being. Her name is derived from the Latin word kristelline which means Angel. Kristelle is kind, caring and very lovable. She is as sexy as they come with a booty that is out of this world. Upon seeing her magnificent, sexy figure you will become uncomfortable upon being in the proximity of a literal eye gasm. She May be innocent and kind on the outside but she is a true freak in the sheets, she will make your wildest fantasies come true. You are lucky to have found a kristelle, never let her go!

*sees Kristelle* When did I pass away and go to heaven?

Kristelle by JimBuffet June 27, 2018

Kristoff 

An intriguing, smart, charming, and hilarious guy. He will always make you laugh so hard all the time. He is super charming and charismatic.

That guy is so funny and charming! Totally a Kristoff!

Kristoff by Genjiii November 21, 2018

Kristal 

A girl that's cute, sexy, and adorable. Usually very chill when you get to know them. Guys consider her as a hot girl with a smart brain. Nevertheless, she is very mature comparing to people in her same age. She is the kind of girl that can do both girly and guy stuff. Also, she isn't afraid to be a confident, independent, and strong minded woman. She can be interested with lots of things with different varieties. She will accomplish something that's on her mind no matter what it takes to achieve it. When it comes to relationships, she isn't the type of girl that will break your heart. If a guy treats her right, that guy will be the happiest guy on the planet. Kristal is weird sometimes, because she has the tendency to look at hot models (both hot girls and guys). Surprisingly, she is straight af. She will be your best friend if you both can trust each other. Kristal is absolutely caring, nice, and friendly. If you need some support, she will be the first one to care about you and your feelings. Don't try to mess with this girl, because she will remember everything you did in the past and try to hold grudges. In her mind, she will plan on to murder you if you mess with her.

A: (Whistle) Hot damn! Look at that hot blondie over there bro!

B: Dude! That's my best friend Kristal. Don't you try to hit on her.

Kristal by LuckyCharms3349 September 8, 2016

Kristel 

Kristel is one of the best people on earth. She’s not the most social or smart person, but she’s still perfect nonetheless. A beautiful and loving person, keep her close to you or you’ll regret it.

Kristel is the number one person.....in the world.

Kristel by nobodycares12345 December 6, 2019

Kristel 

Super gorgeous babe with a ridiculously extreme amount of energy. It's like she is exploding with Vitamin C from every pore! She is also thoughtful, when she thinks of you she will make sure you know about it and feel loved. A Kristel is a good friend.

Kristel: "How are you?! I've been thinking about you. I hope you have had an awesomely fantastic week!"

Friend: "I'm good thanks, just busy with work and stuff."

Kristel: "Oh, that's so awesome! It's so good to see you. I can't WAIT to catch up with you. You are fantastic! Love you!"

Friend: *feels warm fuzzies*

Kristel by Quinnator October 6, 2010