| 1. | Neo-conservative | ||
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A mix of Conservativism and Classical Liberalism. Internationalist in nature, neo-conservatism is very concerned with political freedom, democracy, human rights, and economic freedom, and believes that these ideas are universally applicable. Pro-American, pro-Israeli, and pro-Taiwanese.
Most prominant neo-conservatives were liberals who came to change their opinion on economics. Generally identified with the philosophy of Irving and Bill Kristol, Jeane Kirpatrick, Max Boot, Paul Wolfowitz, Natan Sharansky, Charles Krautheimer, James Woolsey, and Bill Bennett. Possibly the closest to the political philosophy of George W. Bush. Neo-conservatives love John Stuart Mill
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| 2. | Bill Kristol | ||
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A psychopathically stupid Neocon commentator who believes American workers are morally obligated to indefinitely fund speculative killing sprees in shithole deserts they care nothing about and probably couldn’t pronounce or locate on a map. Anyone who disagrees with the “logic” of killing brown people for the New World Order is obviously a terrorist. The world would be a much smarter and safer place if men like Bill Kristol were kept away from pens and microphones.
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| 3. | William Kristol | ||
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A psychopathically stupid Neocon commentator who believes American workers are morally obligated to indefinitely fund speculative killing sprees in shithole deserts they care nothing about and probably couldn’t pronounce or locate on a map. Anyone who disagrees with the “logic” of killing brown people for the New World Order is obviously a terrorist. The world would be a much smarter and safer place if men like William Kristol were kept away from pens and microphones.
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| 4. | NeoCon | ||
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Initially coined as a derogatory term for liberals - primarily Jewish ones - who became conservatives, the term has evolved to include "national greatness" conservatives (those who favour an expansive, activist foreign policy, especially where promotion of democracy abroad is concerned, over the isolationist impulses of traditional conservatives). Neocons include such figures as William Kristol, Norman Podhoretz, Paul Wolfowitz.
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| 5. | Neoconservative | ||
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A neoconservative is someone who, when watching The Matrix, believes that it's real. Lewis Black wrote the above definition of a neoconservative.
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| 6. | neotard | ||
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(Neo-Tard) -- a contraction of the term Neoconservative and Retard.
A neo-tard is someone who believes in neoconservative principles while not understanding how stupid they are, that he will never personally benefit from these policies, and that said policies may, in fact, lead to his poverty and/or untimely demise. Traits include a blind support for: * American Military and Economic Imperialism, without adequate border security. * Republican Presidential Infallability * Simultaneous support for low taxes (for the wealthy) and high government spending (for military and corporate welfare at least). A neotard is also typically unable to offer clear intellectual arguments for his positions, instead relying on catchy but meaningless phrases like, "they'll follow us home," or "don't cut and run," or "die in a fire, you commie libtard!" As such, they generally lose debates and run away, only to attack another day. George Bush is a neotard, especially given his belief in his own Presidential Infallability and in policies that fail, no matter how stupid or disproved.
Bill Kristol is not a neotard, because he simply misleads the public to promote his neocon policies. Anyone who believes Bill Kristol, however, is a neo-tard, because Bill Kristol is always wrong. Dick Cheney is also not a neotard for similar reasons. He is simply a crook (see "crook"). |
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| 7. | rethuglifag | ||
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The Rethuglican neocon closet faggots who spout their lies to the American people while following their fascist agenda. They include: Rush Limbaugh, James Guckert a.k.a. Jeff Gannon, KKKarl Rove, Matt Drudge, William "I'm a fag" Kristol, Supreme Court Justice John "Closet Queen" Roberts et al. The Bush Administration is loaded with fascist neocon Rethuglifags.
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