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A gay bass player who plays grab ass with men and calls them gay to hide his sexuality
A kristoff slithered over squeezed a mans ass grappled and began to hump viggorusly
#krisoff #christoff #bass player #cristoff #gay
by Wickedx November 08, 2012
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A big big hairy man whom lives in a land of wonder and potatoes, Scottsdale.

he loves gerbals and charlies small wang.

<3 xoxoxoxox
Kristoff: Grrr im a big hairy gorilla from the scottsdale B&B.

Kristoff: Hello

Kristoff: Charlie Chang has a tiny wang! <3
#kristoff #scottsdale #b&b #tiny #wang
by janandholga August 12, 2008
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