32 definitions by author
| 1. | Neocon | ||
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Neoconservative. Criminally insane spenders that believe in killing brown people for the new world order. Huge Orwellian government, unfathomable amounts of spending, bomb tens of thousands of people to death to rearrange the globe. Take the worst aspects of the liberal and conservative positions and combine them into one and you would have a NeoCon. Neocons are the greatest threat to life, liberty and property this country has ever known.
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| 2. | Ann Coulter | ||
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A foamy-mouthed screech owl with a heart of rotten apple and a brain shaped like a swastika. Jerry Falwell with better legs. Ann Coulter's superpower is turning hate into money.
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| 3. | Karl Rove | ||
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The Whitehouse deputy chief of staff. An overweight Sith lord with the conscience of a slave trader. Karl Rove: "You don't get to be an overweight sith lord by eating reasonably sized portions; I put down as many of those $50 lobbyist meals as Abramoff will give me."
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| 4. | Dick Cheney | ||
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An oily, whorefaced, bean-stealing enemy of the people. Dick Cheney completed the long-rumored merger of Halliburton and the Whitehouse. Under Dick Cheney’s guidance Halliburton became a de facto government agency, overseeing policy decisions as well as spending billions in public funds. Dick Cheney also shot a senior citizen in the face, while poaching quail, at a canned hunt (after drinking). He was then taken off the NRA Christmas card list. Which feeble oligarch attempted to throw a pitch at a Nationals’ game but was too weak to make it over the plate?
A. Montgomery Burns B. Dick Cheney The answer is B. |
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| 5. | Tom Delay | ||
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Former house majority leader; resigned in disgrace. A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience. Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.
Tom Delay says: I'll jerk you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.
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| 6. | Ted Stevens | ||
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Shamefully ignorant and criminally insane, Ted Stevens is an Alaska senator. Too old to understand things, Ted Stevens thought the Internet was a "series of tubes." Also tried to build a $200mil bridge to a property he owned. Set phazers to steal. Ted Stevens: aka "A series of Teds" and "The Pork King"
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| 7. | Operation Iraqi Liberation | ||
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What the US government was calling the Iraq War before they realized the title was more appropriate than it should have been (Operation Iraqi Liberation – O.I.L.). This is not an urban legend made up by leftists; check the official whitehouse press release:
www.whitehouse.gov/news/rele ases/2003/03/20030324-4.html (delete space in "releases") Operation Iraqi Liberation liberated something, but it wasn't Iraqis (it was O.I.L.).
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