by big man cooms June 7, 2022
A slang for a mordbid and oboxious Dungeons & Dragons monster. It exists in gutters, sewers and otherwise polluted areas, adventures braving these areas will often face an enraged kristoffer post byriel. Kristoffer post byriels are armed with ferocious remarks and conversation starters used decades ago. This may be a cruel weapon but Kristoffer post byriels true strenght lies in it's ability to annoy it's prey to the brink of suicide.
Surprisingly enough for their species, instead of mating with their kin they will often be found mating with local farm animals or domestic animals in general.
Surprisingly enough for their species, instead of mating with their kin they will often be found mating with local farm animals or domestic animals in general.
"Watch out for that byriel!"
"I think i saw a post in the stables yesterday"
"My lord that Kristoffer is gruesomely annoying!"
"A good sword or two will take care of that Kristoffer Post Byriel!"
"I think i saw a post in the stables yesterday"
"My lord that Kristoffer is gruesomely annoying!"
"A good sword or two will take care of that Kristoffer Post Byriel!"
by SpaceHamster January 4, 2012
Kristoffer is this really tall guy, blue eyes, short black hear,always wears like blue dongeries and t-shirts, his funny AF, always "over the fucking top uber-super fucking happy" for some reason, he has moved three times and most of them around south-west of western oslo and he has a big dick, just sayin'
this goes for most Kristoffer
this goes for most Kristoffer
hey you know that really tall guy, blue eyes, short black hear,always wears like blue dongeries and t-shirts, his funny AF, always "over the fucking top uber-super fucking happy" for some reason, he has moved three times and most of them around south-west of western oslo and he has a big dick, whats his name again
yea you mean, Kristoffer
yea you mean, Kristoffer
by some guy i think May 9, 2017
Lucifer’s cousin, not as evil as Lucifer. doesn’t hurt you or posses you if he knows you. enjoys talking using dowsing rods. lives at somebody’s house currently. has many friends that live with him. he can’t move big things, he’s not strong enough. has a human best friend and other human friends. Goes with you to places if you ask him to. Kristoffer is my best friend lol. but don’t provoke him or his friends, human or spirit.
by Besties With A Ghost May 14, 2022
Lucifer’s cousin, not as evil as Lucifer. doesn’t hurt you or posses you if he knows you. enjoys talking using dowsing rods. lives at somebody’s house currently. has many friends that live with him. he can’t move big things, he’s not strong enough. has a human best friend and other human friends. Goes with you to places if you ask him to. Kristoffer is my best friend lol. but don’t provoke him or his friends, human or spirit.
by Besties With A Ghost May 14, 2022
Kristoffer is a secretive guy. This name is given to an intense personality. He doesn't talk much, but when he does, he can turn any conversation around. If you win his heart over (which is very hard as he is extremely attractive to a lot of girls), he will ignore any other person who comes between you two. He is extremely loyal, trustworthy and passionate. Don't mess with him, though, he would do anything for his loved ones. Kristoffer likes dogs.
Person #1: Kristoffer proposed to me yesterday.
Person #2: I'm so happy for you two.
Person #1: I told you he meant it when he said he would never leave me.
Person #2: I'm so happy for you two.
Person #1: I told you he meant it when he said he would never leave me.
by Star Maker December 13, 2020
“ You’re a Kristoff!”
by Chinga tú pito pendejo August 8, 2018