"It's Heidi from Oslo of course!" - boy 2
"Wow, that girl is super hot!" - boy 1
"Of course, she's Norwegian!" - boy 2
Tourists seem to enjoy it here though as they come here a lot, especially the Japanese, they're for some reason overly fascinated by the statues of naked people in the cities biggest park. I guess one can have a nice time here if you go during the summer while the weather is good and go to the right places, though know that if you go to a restaurant you won't find many Norwegians working there as all the jobs are taken by Swedes. Which is fair enough, they're usually more hard-working and demand less vacation than us anyways.
Talkshow host: Yer
There is about 500,000 people living in Oslo.
The weather isn't quite as charming as Bergen and the city feels kind of dirty.
Some call it "Hemo", short for - "the hemoroid on the ass of the world"