a large dildo, commonly used by lonely men.
Person 1"Dude, I got hammered this weekend, what did you do?"
Person 2"Naw dude, I used my brother's Kris ..."
#kris #dildo #ass #gay #man #lonely men
by CAPTAINDILDO August 31, 2008
a pathetic piece of shit who takes steroids and thinks he is awesome. he also looks like a friggin bulldog, only uglier. aka, derrty rice
yo man that asshole is being such a kris

or

-who is that complete douchebag?
-oh thats derrty rice
#kris #rice #derrty rice #derrty #kris rice
by the bitchhhhhhhhhhh October 24, 2009
A nickname for a person with a general intelligence similar to that of a five year-old. Often completely oblivious to the world around them.
Person 1: Aren't Muslims peaceful people that love America?
Person 2: C'mon Kris, that question was stupider than your mama's cholo!
#kris #stupid #dumb #muslim #cholo
by UncleSam50 July 10, 2008
A more homosexual version of the name "Chris."

Often showing unoriginality and the degradation of white people who have no talent in the art of choosing names.
Kris: Hey, my name is Kris.
Keith: Kris with a K?
Kris: Yeah...
Keith: Wow, and I thought my name was gay!
#kris #chris #gay #unoriginal #damn white people
by Phestezeo April 08, 2009
1. A bathroom door
2. The newest dildo
3. A classroom
4. Lays chips'
1. "The kris is broken."
2. "Wow! What a kris!"
3. "Is this the right kris?"
4. "Yummy krises!"
#kris #yummy #bathroom #dildo #classroom
by Rshelps November 23, 2006
stink ass skank
She's far beyond a whore, shes Kris
#skank #slut #dirty #vagina. nasty #kris #beotch
by t.pf August 29, 2008
Keltic region in Spain
The attractive Galicia area is a Kris
by CriostoirHulme August 01, 2005
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