A nickname for a person with a general intelligence similar to that of a five year-old. Often completely oblivious to the world around them.
Person 1: Aren't Muslims peaceful people that love America?
Person 2: C'mon Kris, that question was stupider than your mama's cholo!
by UncleSam50 July 10, 2008
A more homosexual version of the name "Chris."

Often showing unoriginality and the degradation of white people who have no talent in the art of choosing names.
Kris: Hey, my name is Kris.
Keith: Kris with a K?
Kris: Yeah...
Keith: Wow, and I thought my name was gay!
by Phestezeo April 08, 2009
1. A bathroom door
2. The newest dildo
3. A classroom
4. Lays chips'
1. "The kris is broken."
2. "Wow! What a kris!"
3. "Is this the right kris?"
4. "Yummy krises!"
by Rshelps November 23, 2006
stink ass skank
She's far beyond a whore, shes Kris
by t.pf August 29, 2008
Keltic region in Spain
The attractive Galicia area is a Kris
by CriostoirHulme August 01, 2005
Kindergarten room in school
We will find the teacher in the kris
by CriostoirHulme August 01, 2005
The boy with the biggest cock and who wants to shove it in tight white girl pussy. But is sensitive and cries sometimes. He will hurt you but you always forgive him. We will lick cum off of a girls tits and stick in ur ass.
Kris was GREAT last night!!
by Vied May 14, 2015

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