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A nickname for a person with a general intelligence similar to that of a five year-old. Often completely oblivious to the world around them.
Person 1: Aren't Muslims peaceful people that love America?
Person 2: C'mon Kris, that question was stupider than your mama's cholo!
by UncleSam50 July 10, 2008
A more homosexual version of the name "Chris."

Often showing unoriginality and the degradation of white people who have no talent in the art of choosing names.
Kris: Hey, my name is Kris.
Keith: Kris with a K?
Kris: Yeah...
Keith: Wow, and I thought my name was gay!
by Phestezeo April 08, 2009
1. A bathroom door
2. The newest dildo
3. A classroom
4. Lays chips'
1. "The kris is broken."
2. "Wow! What a kris!"
3. "Is this the right kris?"
4. "Yummy krises!"
by Rshelps November 23, 2006
stink ass skank
She's far beyond a whore, shes Kris
by t.pf August 29, 2008
Keltic region in Spain
The attractive Galicia area is a Kris
by CriostoirHulme August 01, 2005
Kindergarten room in school
We will find the teacher in the kris
by CriostoirHulme August 01, 2005