kraused

the act of busting a nut in anothers hairline, usually causing a mess. Created in the locker rooms of the dell.

"Yo i kraused this girl so bad last night she had to shave her head to get all the cum out"

"Last night i kraused this girl cause she wouldn't let me blow my load in her face, her mom called me later that night and asked why i came in her hairline, like wtf"

kraused by dell squad November 13, 2011

Get Kraused 

(Verb) 1. To consume alcohol to the point that your only desires are to wander aimlessly, shadow-box with exaggerated exhalations, and consume more alcohol.

2. To get arrested while consuming said alcohol.

1. We should get Kraused tonight. Everyone turn off their phones!

2. Did you hear about Krause? He totally got Kraused again last night. Let's go bail him out.

Get Kraused by TheDisgruntledCaptain May 5, 2014

Chris Krause 

To be world famous DJCK

I've been told that to Chris Krause is when one smashes many a blue-salted Margarita in the corner.

Chris Krause by The Cambridge Companions February 1, 2013

fully krausened 

Synonym for drunk. Pronounced "kroy-zind."

Origin: Heileman's Old Style Beer once advertised itself as "Fully Krausened." Krausening is a brewing process of naturally carbonating beer by adding a little fresh fermenting beer to the finished product and letting it finish out in an air tight environment, so that the CO2 which is produced is absorbed into the liquid. While legitimate in origin, the term became associated with drinking too much beer.

Most commonly heard in Chicago, Wisconsin, and other parts of the US Midwest where Old Style is most available and popular.

Dad downed a six-pack before halftime of the Packers game. He rants about Favre when he's fully krausened.

fully krausened by GSBRJB February 22, 2008

kräusening 

Going two or more days without bathing
(der. from beer brewing practice of adding actively fermenting wort to a batch ready for bottling in order to encourage further fermentation in the bottle)

"By the stank rolling off Larry on Monday morning, I gathered he drank himself gotch-eyed Friday night and had been kräusening ever since."

Angie usually kräusened on Sunday mornings while she did her laundry.

kräusening by spacklepants March 26, 2009

Peter Krause 

A beautiful actor who is extremely talented and gifted. He portrayed the role of Nate Fisher on the best television show ever, Six Feet Under.It is not uncommon to see him on tv and then develop an extreme desire to mother his children. Peter Krause is a beautiful human and an amazing actor.

Have you ever seen Peter Krause in Six Feet Under

Peter Krause by funnyyface April 22, 2009

Krauted House Burger 

From Bob's Burgers: a burger served with sauerkraut

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Krauted House Burger, it's served with sauerkraut!"

Krauted House Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018