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a large penis from masturbating too much. Bob krause, what a pig.
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| 2. | Krause | ||
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A versatile word which can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective. Often used as a derogatory substitute for profanity or sexual slang. "Ah krause! i lost my condoms!"
"I was krausing my girlfriend last weekend in the krause. she said 'oh krause, put it deeper in my krause!', and then i kraused on her face." "Man i ate so much chipotle that i gotta go take a fat krause." |
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Verb, Noun.
Verb. The act of sodomizing a fish, (typically bass) after catching them, and then proceeding to have fish human offspring with the dying aquatic beast./ Watching nascar and trying to convince people its entertaining/ an actual sport, but never actually succeeding. Noun. Usually a clown dressed male pretending to be a women who uses it's genitals to inseminate an aquatic animal. |
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| 4. | krause | ||
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a story that is complete bullshit and made up, or just has a lot of nonsense added to it "i went to mcD's and i shit in the sink!" "i think you're krauseing bro" then everyone starts chanting "krause krause krause krause"
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| 5. | krause | ||
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(verb) ing...following people around and looking over their shoulder at what their doing stop krauseing me dude
look over there, hes being such a krause |
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someone who gets sexual pleasure from sitting on candy John: Hey man I walked in on Kelly last night and she was performing a Krause on a Caramello bar
Greg:Dude that's weird John: Yeah, you're telling me |
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