felix kranken 

a man who didnt pick up the fucking phone

felix kranken:
"FELIX
PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE
YOU STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
felix i know you can hear me
PICK UP THE PHONEEE
GIVE ME-"

felix kranken by soapies July 3, 2021

kranken 

going crazy or getting turnt alone or with another person

#1
Sadie: "hey Harley are you ok"
Harley: "No i'm totally kranken"

#2

Rosie: "Yo guys, Alexa and Max are totally kranken right now"

Jake: "Woah! no way! I wanna get kranken"

kranken by dogsandcatsanddogs July 5, 2018

Krankenstein 

A tweaker the looks like they died and came back to life.

It turns out krankenstein is also a jew.

Krankenstein by Ranchgirls December 28, 2020

Felix Kranken 

ENTRY NOT WRITTEN BY FELIX KRANKEN.
A man freed of all charges and the one and ONLY founder of "Bon's Burgers", a restaurant opened in 1974. He had a wife named Linda Thompson who broke up with him and left her diary at his house, claiming he was an alcoholic. After dealing with legal paperwork due to the disappearance of his best friend Jack Walten, he had the brilliant idea to re-open the restaurant and restore the animatronic performers for "The Relocate Project", which was unsuccessful.

He did NOT crash the car.
He did NOT kill them.
He received NO phone calls that night.
He did NOT have anything to do with any mysterious circumstances surrounding the disappearance of Mr. Walten or death of anyone in the restaurant or the K-9 Facility.
As far as the police know, he is NOT GUILTY.
And it should stay like that.

"Dude, Felix Kranken denied any involvement with the tragic circumstances around his establishment, so it must be true."

Felix Kranken by whyhellothere_oldsport September 20, 2021

fully krausened 

Synonym for drunk. Pronounced "kroy-zind."

Origin: Heileman's Old Style Beer once advertised itself as "Fully Krausened." Krausening is a brewing process of naturally carbonating beer by adding a little fresh fermenting beer to the finished product and letting it finish out in an air tight environment, so that the CO2 which is produced is absorbed into the liquid. While legitimate in origin, the term became associated with drinking too much beer.

Most commonly heard in Chicago, Wisconsin, and other parts of the US Midwest where Old Style is most available and popular.

Dad downed a six-pack before halftime of the Packers game. He rants about Favre when he's fully krausened.

fully krausened by GSBRJB February 22, 2008

felix kranken 

bozo still hasnt picked up the phone.

jack:
FELIX

PICK UP THE PHONE

YOUR STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
FELIX I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME

PICK UP THE PHONE

felix kranken hasnt picked up the phone

felix kranken by get. Out. Of. My. Head October 3, 2021

Kranken Station 

A gathering of people

Dan the Dfenc cherry jonesed that kranken station in team slayer.

Kranken Station by ChrisBuyUADrankRegan December 6, 2007