King kraM 

1. (Proper Noun)
A beautiful Asian man who aims to spread joy through his rap songs. He smokes bananas in his spare time and drinks a lot of water which is disguised as Gatorade. He has the tendency to do the dab whenever he coughs because he's just that cool. Being the one and only king, kraM posts stickers with his name on it wherever he goes.

2. (Adjective)
To be super cool to onlookers even though you feel really stupid.

Ex. (Proper Noun)
Guy 1: "Hey man, have you listened to King kraM's new hot single 'no real friendz'?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah man it was swaggo."

Ex. (Adjective)
Guy 1: "Yo bruh you did so well on that presentation!!!"
Guy 2: "Oh really? I thought it was pretty bad. I guess it was just really King kraM."

King kraM by ImaCrab May 30, 2016

Kramer's Law 

A simple concept. Once an ass, always an ass. Arrogant, know-it-all, all around asshole.

After becoming a CPA, Ron became an arrogant asswipe worthy of disgust. It happens all the time with those types. That's Kramer's law playing in effect.

Kramer's Law by Lopz August 9, 2012

poopey kramp

The sudden wave of attack from a future shit that is often accompanied by intestinal pains and groaning, causing the victim to cease movement and crouch down in agony. A massive shit generally follows. Also known as a PK.

Sorry I'm late. I just had a massive pk.

If i didn't feel that poopey kramp, i would have shit my pants on the spot!

poopey kramp by gofr March 28, 2008

Kramer, Cosmo

The luckiest bastard in the world. He just about falls ass-backwards into money without doing work.

Kramer's life is a fantasy camp.

Kramer, Cosmo by ZaiMatarese August 22, 2003

Kramer 

Jerrys' weirdo neighbour from the T.v show Seinfeld. His first name is Cosmo.

I cant believe that im writing the first definition for Kramer.

Kramer by Blind_assassin September 6, 2005

Kramer 

-verb
To open a door and step into someone's house or apartment unannounced, typically with a dramatic spasm of the head, concerned look on the face and messy hair.

My neighbor burst in yesterday while I was watching TV and had like a mini seizure.

Ha, you got Kramered

Kramer by CaysE June 23, 2010

Kramering

Popping in through a door or into an office cubicle so fast that the occupant therein never hears you coming and loses bodily fluids (or at least is really startled). Think of how Kramer always entered Jerry's apartment on Seinfeld.

I'm so tense at work because I never know when my boss is going to come kramering into my cubicle and make me spill coffee all over the keyboard!

Kramering by Beth Oswald July 20, 2006