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Kouassinated

For an idea to be completely stopped by an evil Assitant Director.

Also for when some one gets in trouble with said Assistant Director

Made for Veronica Kouassi, Assistant Director at ARGS in petersburg Va
"Dude i wanted to have a party for latin class"
"Man, what happened???"
"It got Kouassinated"
"Damn"

OR

"Man, i got my cell taken away"
"Oh your phone got Kouassinated
Kouassinated by mr yifferson June 5, 2009
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Kouvaris 

A kouvaris is funny asf, Talented, a good ass friend, and he’s that nigga. A kouvaris can dress he always is on point with his outfits, even when he’s not trying. A kouvaris always says his opinion and doesn’t give Af about what society says he always follows what he thinks. A kouvaris is nice but will go tf off if disrespected. A kouvaris has big dreams that he plans on making come true no matter what anyone says. Kouvaris is cute and cool asf I recommend getting you one a lot
Girl 1: OUUUUU GIRLLLLLLLLL did you see kouvaris new post

Girl 2: girl yess he so fine and can dress

Girl 3: yesss girlllll I think imma get me a piece of Him
Kouvaris by Lexie Gant November 21, 2021
Lithuanian for "war" or the month of "March".

It is also an uncommon Lithuanian name for a male. Often when one introduces themselves with this name, they are laughed at and asked, "wait, no seriously?"
"Jis nuejo i kova, apgint mus nuo presiu"

"Labas, mano vardas Kovas" ...."Kovas?? hahaha, durnas!"
Translation: "Hello, my name is March" "March??? hahaha you loser. Were you even born in march!?" "...no..."
kovas by KitaPuse August 22, 2011
a male erectile organ of copulation by which urine and semen are discharged from the body.
That boy has a massive Koutas.
Koutas by MWebster5 October 4, 2009

Kouvaris' Theorem 

The act of inserting one's fist into another person's anus until the victim collapses from the excruciating pain. When done properly the administrator will insert their arm from the fist to the arm pit into the recipient's anus and back out all in one swift motion done repeatedly in swift succession. often triggering bleeding, himroids, and bowel seepage. A sign of eternal love in Homosexual-ism, of inflicted in a state of extrema rage toward the victim. A point of humor to instructors.
Dude me and my partner did the Kouvaris' Theorem all night and my anus so freak raw I cant walk.
That guy got so mad when I called him he said he would inflict the Kouvaris Theorem on me next time he saw me.
Kouvaris' Theorem by electric man#1 November 3, 2010
A GODDAMN NIGGER!!
KOVASHIRA IS SUCH A GODDAMN NIGGER
kovashira by sdgfhhtesg February 17, 2017

kovashya 

A beautiful young women who only works hard for what she believes in. She is one who you can count on when you're in need. She is one of the best people to have in your life. Her smile is one that can light up a room and she has a very unique personality. Get you a Kovashya.
Wow Kovashya is amazing, I wish she was my friend!
kovashya by Beauty within me June 18, 2018